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Hash Trash
This trail started at Woodbridge Elementary. Looking back we might have wanted to consider that the Boy Scouts were meeting there last night too. But I have to admit it was fun drinking and smoking on school grounds. Used to get kicked out of school for such infractions. Somewhere Mr. Singleton my Vice Principle twitched every time I filled my beer.
Man what a cool trail. We went over mountains and down valleys. We went over so many bridges I was starting to think we were in Pittsburg. (IBS will get that) The rope swing over the mattress bridge was very impressive. It must be said that the hidden beer in the Mountain was a beautiful touch. We went over fences. And a big thank-you to BenGay for guiding us into the shuggy and through the broken fences. Another thanks to Just Katie for finding the clean (seriously clean) port of potty. Where's BJs4DJs? She would have loved that. And another thank-you to Shi**inName and SheF*&kedMeTwice for the light and the helping hands. Boy lots of thanking going on.
Man, Chaptized getting the Beer Van to end and circle couldn't have been easy. You are a true Rock Star Beer Van driver.
Now to our Virgins. Just Pam and the 2 coeds Jamie and Alecia. Come a few more times and you will get named, it won't take the 2 of you long to get named.
Goo, Just Pam was a fantastic virgin. That girl is a trip. She even wanted to cum back after she got spotlighted while peeing.
Now, Just Pam, you did say 23 times that you were defiantly cuming back. So we expect to see you on Trail 370. Our 2 co-eds. If there are some wanks out there that don't think much happens on Thursday's trails, Trail 369 would have surely changed your mind.
For their entertainment Coed #1 took her leg and placed it behind her head. She did this while standing and her drunk ass and never lost balance. Have I painted the picture for you Hashers out there?
Coed # 2 Got Naked! Yes you read that right. Totally naked, except for that g-string. She then wiggled her very young slim body around for the group. Jaws dropped, tongues fell, we almost needed smelling salts for WillSing. Even CFB's dog stopped to gasped at our pretty new Hasher!
Favorite Quote of the Evening: "Are those Monkeys up there?"
Hash sh*t started to go to me for false accusation then to the Hares for starting us out with the Boy Scouts, but ultimately went to Just Laid-Z for leaving us. He's going to Iraq for over a year starting this Saturday. You are a sweet man, please take care out there in the big cruel world.
All and all it was just another shi**y, NO I CAN'T SAY IT. This trail was just to cool. Most fun I have had with my clothes on.
See you tomorrow for trail 370!
Bed and Bucfest
Jolly Roger H3
of
the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #370
Ides
of March-St. Patty's Hash
Green Dress-Dress Green
Where: Meet in the Winn Dixie parking lot, located at 8424 Sheldon Rd, in Tampa, Florida 33615.
When: Meet at 5:00 PM, pack away on trail at 6:00 PMish.
Directions: Click here for a map.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75, south on I-275, west on Busch, at Exit 50 for 3.4 miles, left, or south on Dale Mabry for 1 miles, right, or west on Waters for about 5 miles, and find the Winn Dixie on the right just prior to Sheldon.
From St. Petersburg, to the south: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay, north on the Veterans Express way at Exit 39B, left on the Memorial Hwy at Exit 3 for 3.7 miles, which becomes Sheldon after crossing Hillsborough Blvd and find the Winn Dixie on the right after crossing Waters.
From Brandon, to the east: Go north on I-75, west on I-4, north on I-275, left, or west on Hillsborough, at Exit 47B for about 8 miles, right on Sheldon and find the Winn Dixie on the right just after crossing Waters.
From Clearwater, to the west: Go east on FL Hwy 60, right, or south on the Veterans Expressway for .7 miles, right, or west on the Memorial Hwy, at Exit 3, for 3.7 miles, which becomes Sheldon after crossing Hillsborough Blvd and find the Winn Dixie on the right just after crossing Waters.
Cost: $5 donation.
On After: The on after will be at Charann's, located at 6821 West Hillsborough Ave. To get there from the starting location, go south on Sheldon for 2.1 miles, left, or east on Hillsborough for 1.6 miles, left on Sawyer and make an immediate right into the Charann's parking lot.
Hares: McMoreSex , McWhere'sMyGoat and O'OnAhead will be the hares.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-495-5367.
