With Racing as today's hare
This trail will be full of competitive fare

He'll run to the right, then run to the left
But the pack will be focused on the hare's short's theft!

Strange thing about Racing...there is
Now that he's married, he's at the hash more than with the "Ms"
BJ's a smart girl and stays on the road,
leaving him home to mash his own toad.

Either way, at the hash or at home, Our intrepid hare is weighted down
like a stone
He'll drag the ball and chains of matrimony, At home
And today he'll carry the Hash "Winner's" award, designed to cut him to
the bone

So down on your knees, you bastard competitive hare,
Then run like the wind, or your ass will be bare!

So we started this day out on the silly side. Silly even for Hashers. HareLipp was kind enough to fall down, (well I know he does that a lot, but this time it had a purpose)

After he collapsed we did a chalk out line of his body. This is were it got fun. We started adding to our outline. Must visit the pictures to get the full effect butt's lets just say that nothing was over the line.

We then made everyone sit of the face of our weird payment hasher. Our German friend PhuckU was kind enough to sing us a dirty German Hash Song.

What a fantastic trail. Racing has to be given some major props. We were in the middle of construction zone and there was at least 70% shiggy on this trail. We were brought over canals. Always find fun and challenging. Don't know who thought of the grocery cart bridge but way to go. Thanks for Gritty Kitty for saving my ass. I was on my way to stinky canal water and she was my super hero. You can be my wing man anytime.

Special thanks for GRC for creating the 2nd beer stop. Got to love a Beer Van Driver who takes control and makes sure us hashers have water & more important beer.

Just Jimmy was lucky enough to step in dog poop, but then walk through a sprinkler. The timing worked well.

Casual, Gritty and PhuckU got to ride in a boat. Well they sat in it anyway. Boat really wasn't going anywhere.

Casual Friday, so glad you could join us after running into a car with your bike on Friday. Is that how you got named? It must be said that you looked terrific. I looked worse when I fell on trail. You must be some tough lady!

We had enough camping chairs so everyone could sit at circle. And that was different.

Gritty Kitty was our 2 timer. Wow that girl will stop at nothing to get a whistle. That was fun to watch.

FRB went to Footnotes and the Brainless Award of course went to Casual for running into a car. For future notice sweetie when you see a big metal red thing moving many miles an hour, please hits your brakes on the bicycle. Remember BIG, RED, METAL THING! STOP!!

All in all is was just another Sh*ty Trail (actually is was a pretty cool trail)

See you for trail 383 where I'm sure HLD will try and confuse us but we still might see his ass AGAIN!

OnOn

Bed&BucFest!