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Wanna Earn an A
Is whose trail she laid
We wonder what shiggy awaits
We won't make a fuss
Just get on the short bus
Keeping the mosquitoes at bay
The trail's built for comfort
Not built for speed.
It's really the beer that we need.
But we really don't care,
Cause the heat's in the air.
Just hope the water tastes like mead.
With her lofty goals,
of educating young souls,
The hashers are too far gone to be saved.
But we don't give a damn,
We don't need to cram,
If we get beer instead of an 'A'!
Bless this hare
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Farmer no shoot us
Doggus no bite us
Heatus no STROKE us (Drink!!!)
Pavement no pound us
Plenty of Ballyhoo Beers to drink!
Coitus non interuptus!!!
By HarelipDogg
Hash Trash
So this was Wanna's virgin lay. Well she must have been taught by the best because it was a fantastic ton of fun trail. We had the threat of rain over us but it never did. Not even Mother Nature was screwing with this teacher!
We were blessed with 2 virgins, Just Chris and Just Susan. Funny sweet people both. But Just Susan please be careful. This silly virgin had to pee while on trail. I can truly appreciate that problem but learn to drop your panties in a semi private place and pee. Don't go up to strange house and ask to use their facilities. Word of warning, any citizen out there willing to let you in probably won't let you back out of their creepy home.
So good to see so many of the gang cum out to run/walk or stroll Wannas' trail. Just Shea, how's the scratch? We need to name this girl. And, if she keeps hashing we should invest in a first aid kit.
I'm starting a collection to get Fist's Beer Glasses fix. Our fundraising goal is $2 and 56 cents. Let me know if you want to contribute!
Oxy,.. loved the Cheerleading outfit. Man that's twice in a row that you're in drag at a trail and looking mighty fine. The lace undies were a beautiful touch!
Man,.. did Wanna have us turning in circles. Pretty sure that we feel for every CB and YBF that was on her trail, or at least the runners did. Hehe..
Circle was crazy, but a blast. Thank-you GRC for singing with me. Love our new virgins but these two should not tell jokes. I'll leave it at that. FRB was of course BS. Was there any doubt, you over acheiver! Many accusations were made for the Brainless Award, but our Oxymoron got it for doing so many down downs previously during the circle.
Well all and all it was just another Sh*ty Trail. See you all tomorrow for the TBH3 trail. I am co-haring with Bangs. And, it should be known that I suck. Well I do if you ask nicely. But the odds are in your favor that I'll get caught.
On being silly and loving it!!!
Bed&Bucfest!!!
Jolly Roger H3
of
the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #389
Thursday,
June 12th, 2008
Where: Meet in the Ballyhoo Grill, secondary parking lot, located behind the nearby computer store. The address is 7604 Ehrlich Rd, Tampa, FL 33625.
When:
Directions:
From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa: Go south on I-275, north on the Veterans Expressway for about 10.5 miles, left, or west on Ehrlich for .3 miles and find Ballyhoos on the left at Gunn Hwy.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75, south on I-275, right, or west at Exit 53, on Bearrs, which will become Ehrlich upon crossing Dale Mabry for 7.5 miles and find Ballyhoos on the left at Gunn Hwy.
From St. Pete, to the south: Go north on I-275, north on the Veteran's Expressway, at Exit 39B, for about 10.5 miles, left, or west on Ehrlich for .3 miles and find Ballyhoos on the left at Gunn Hwy.
From Brandon, to the east: Go north on I-75, west on I-4, north on I-275, left, or west at Exit 53, on Bearrs, which will become Ehrlich upon crossing Dale Mabry for 7.5 miles and find Ballyhoos on the left at Gunn Hwy.
From Clearwater to the west: Go east on Hwy 60, north on the Veteran's Expressway, for 8.3 miles, left, or west on Ehrlich for .3 miles and find Ballyhoos on the left at Gunn Hwy.
Cost: $5 donation.
Hares: WannaEarnAnA, OnAhead & IBSmart will be the hares.
On After: The on after will be at the Ballyhoo Grill, back at the start.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
