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of the Tampa Bay Metro Area Run #393 PorkTheCown's B-Day Hash Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
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Hare Blessing
Pork's the other white meat, Now that's kinda neat!
And now it's her birthday, Now there's a big feat!
We'll hang out together
She'll sing songs with the fellas
Then stumble around in the street!
A trail in the Temple is grand
Where the Shiggy's much better than sand
But Pork's trail is pre-laid
No one came to her aid
So this evil trail is 'her' plan
Her birthday's a time for rejoicing
Let's all sing to the tune we are voicing
We'll scream and we'll yell
And tell the neighbors, "Go to Hell"!
Then the Jolly Roger banner, we'll be hoisting!
Bless this hare!
Bless this trail!
Coppus no catchus
Dogus no biteus
YBF's no f*ckus
Birthday candles no burn us!
Heatus no strokus (STROKE)
Coitus non interruptus!
Hash Trash
So it was Pork the Clown's birthday and she did trail all by herself. Well
she's all grown up now. Before trail started, the pack called her in circle
for the blessing. Pork, being proactive, brought her own pillow for the
blessing. How cute!!
Pretty fun trail. In the middle of Temple Terrace she managed to find some
shiggy. Nice job.
One point, Pork, when you YBF hashers it's a good idea to let them know.
There were several hashers there we hadn't seen in forever:
- Acropolis
blessed us with a visit. You take care when you go
back to the Middle East (if you are indeed going back).
- AssWhisperer got let
out by his wife. Thanks for letting him cum play with us silly hashers.
- And, we were honored with a visitor that is I guess you can call "Hash
Royalty!" Green Flagger, offspring of Flying Booger, was in Tampa town for a
spell. Thanks for stopping by to see us wankers.
We did have some sad business to take care of, our "Corn Star" left us. She
will be heading (who said head) to Chicago. You know, I used to work in
Chicago. We, of course, gave her the traditional hasher good-bye...take care
in the big city you sweet girl. And to better remember us by, the pack sent
her off with her own send-off!
Corn Star's no Porn Star, She's way too quiet
But ask her some questions, you'll find she's a riot!
She makes the guys swoon
But she's leaving us soon
We won't call out her name, we'll cry it!
She's leaving us, going to Chicago
To work in some old Department Store
We wish she would stay
Until we're old and gray
Well, look at us, I guess now she can go!
She's only had 10 hashes to bear
Her first was when I was a hare
But she kept coming back
We won't give her no slack
Because we really, really don't care
Hash Sh*t: Harelip Dog
All in all it was just another sh&ty trail.
See you soon, Bed&Bucfest
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #393
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
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Where: Meet in the Big Lots parking lot, located at 4996 E Busch Blvd, in Tampa, Florida 33617. It in the northwest corner of Busch and 50th Street.
When:
Directions:
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From Wesley Chapel, to the north:
From Brandon, to the south:
From Lakeland, to the east:
From St. Pete to the West:
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Cost:
$5 Donation.
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Hare:
PorkTheClown will be the hare and the birthday girl.
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Theme:
Its Pork's birthday hash, so bring a gag gift if you want.
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On After:
The on after will be at Cafe Beer Belly's, located at 5016 E Busch Blvd,
Tampa, FL, where they will have $5 pitcher and karaoke after 9:00 PM. To
get there from the starting location go east across 50th Street for about 200
yards and find Beer Belly's in the strip mall.
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Phone Number:
For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at
813-943-4855.