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Hash Trash

It was sure to be a late starting hash when the directions to the start location directed the local members of the pack and a handful of visitors to a place that did not exist. It just doesn’t get much better than that!

Despite the initial snafu, the missing Saigon Sally sent us approximately 8 visitors from Puerto Rico and we welcomed a hashing virgin. The on-start circle included a spanking machine for Ben Gay and S&M Ken, a visitor-led conga line, and hash aerobics. The RA’s face was spooged-on and “Not in my eyes!” was heard loud and clear. The pack took off and Goat was appropriately adorned with the 1,069 pound FRB chain.

The beer angel/RA was in no hurry to drive off, as the first beer check was one big loop. Short hashers ran beneath some logs placed against a wall, while Goat ran up the logs and over the wall to a parking lot. While showing off for the harriettes, he completely missed the YBF at the top of the wall. There was a small water crossing, the pack made the two-step hop across the water except for Bed & Buckfest. Last I saw she was trying to hide the sewer water she collected on her shorts from the crossing. A peace offering was made to a security officer at the second beer stop and More Sex kept the beer angel/RA company and rode shot gun from the hash halt to finish.

A visitor was spotted stretching at end of hash; he was “jonesing” for a down-down. A hashing dad’s daughter showed the pack her boobs while her dad looked the other way; and two blow jobs were given. Dad received one of the blowjobs while his daughter was watching. A visiting harrier received the brainless award while More Sex and Where’s my Goat rested in their chairs during circle. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen Swing Low done while sitting in camping chairs; but there’s always a first for everything!

…and so the hash went in peace…

On-On
Casual Friday

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #414
BenGay, RoomService & S&M-Ken's B-Day Hash
Saturday, October 1th, 2008
 

• Where: Meet at 2825 E Bay Drive, in Largo, Florida.
   

• When: Meet at 5:00 PM, on trail at 6:00 PMish.
   

• Where: Click here for a map.
   

  • From I-4 & I-275 in Central Tampa, to the north: Go south on I-275 for 13.1 miles and cross over Tampa Bay via the Howard Franklin Bridge, west on Ulmerton Road for 3.2 miles, at Exit 31 towards Martin Luther King, west on Roosevelt Blvd, which becomes E Bay Drive, for 4.8 miles and find 2825 E Bay Drive on the left.
     

  • From From Bradenton, to the south: Go north on I-275 and cross over Tampa Bay via the Sunshine Skyway Bridge, go west on Roosevelt Road, at Exit 30, which becomes  E Bay Drive, for 8 miles and find 2825 E Bay Drive on the left.
     

  • From South Tampa, to the east: Go west on Gandy and cross over Tampa Bay via the Gandy Bridge, west on Roosevelt, which becomes E Bay Drive, for 9 miles and find 2825 E Bay Drive on the left.
     

  • From the Gulf Beaches, to the West: Go north or south on Gulf Blvd to get to Causeway Blvd, which is between 9th and 12th Street, in Belair Shores. Go east on Causeway Blvd, which will become W Bay Drive and then E Bay Drive and find 2825 E Bay Drive on the right.
     

• Hares: BenGay, RoomService and S&M-Ken will be the hares.
   

• Remarks: This will be  BenGay, RoomService and S&M-Ken's Birthday Hash, so feel free to bring a gag gift if you like.
   

• On After: The on after will be at Deb's Den, located at 1385 Belcher Road, in Largo FL. They do not serve food at the on after so we will be taking up a collect to order food in.
   

• Cost: $5 donation and an additional amount for order in food at the on after.
   

• Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 619-78...