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Hash Trash

This hash was a good lesson in the meaning, “foiled again!” Hashers found the on-start without difficulty; which was located adjacent to the on-after bar in a grassy area. A situation arose quickly as the bar owner did not appreciate us drinking our own beer on his property, so we relocated to a parking lot next door.

Lesson number one for Just Chad’s virgin haring; secure the on-start location and be flexible to relocate immediately.

Two virgins joined us, one brought by Taint Tickler and another brought by Just Wendy. We had a visitor “Likes it on his knees” from the Washington D.C. White House hash. The hares were blessed by the RA with a generic blessing, as Harelip printed out a blessing he wrote two years ago. Kitty Litter asked for a seven minute head-start for he and Just Chad; so the pack gave him 769 minutes. Chalk talk was executed for the two virgin harriettes; and the pack began trail.

Trail snaked around a pond or two, toilet paper was laid willy-nilly which kept the pack together, running in circles. I cannot tell you how many check backs there were, as we all lost count; we seemed to be running trail in a crazy spider pattern. I think Just Robert and Just Cloe attempted to run back to start by accident; the clue was when they came upon a true trail mark that pointed back to where he made his turn, again.

After three hours of sweaty running in circles, the beer stop was found. Yes, it was found by a security officer; also. The RA offered a bribe and it worked. We slammed some beer and continued trail while the security guard was teaching the RA a new language.

Lesson number two for Just Chad’s virgin haring; send in the RA to bribe the alien.

Finish was found before midnight, and I received my just reward. After complaining about no package checks on trail for over a year now; I received a group showing! Yay for me! I wonder if I have to wait another 69 months to get another one. We had to post-pone Just Robert’s blow job as we didn’t have the proper equipment and no brainless award was given because cops shut down the circle. “Foiled again!”

Lesson number three for Just Chad’s virgin haring; send in the RA to sweet talk the cops even though we are on private property drinking alcohol.

I want to thank Gatorate My Penis for volunteering his mad hash flash skills. We look forward to some hash photos!

The hash got a piece…

On-On
Casual Friday
 

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #415
Thursday, October 16th, 2008
 

• Where: Meet at Brandy's Pub, located at 7220 4^th Street N, in St Petersburg, FL. Park on the grass to the north of the pub.
   

• When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
   

• Directions: Click here for a map.

  • From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75, south on 1-275 for 28.2 miles and cross over Tampa Bay via the Howard Franklin Bridge, south on 4th Street, at Exit 32 for 4.9 miles and find Brandy's Pub on the right.
     

  • From Bradenton/Sarasota, to the south: Go north on I-275 and cross over Tampa Bay via the Sunshine Skyway Bridge, east on 54th Ave, at Exit 26A for about 1.6 miles, left on 4th Street for 1.2 miles and find Brandy's Pub on the right.
     

  • From South Tampa, to the east: Go west on Gandy Blvd and cross over Tampa Bay via the Gandy Bridge, left, or south on 4th Street for 1.9 miles and find Brandy's Pub on the right.
     

  • From the Gulf Beaches, to the west: Go north or south on Gulf Blvd to get to 190th Avenue. Go east on 190th/Park Blvd, right, or south on Hwy 19, left, or east on 62nd Avenue, left, or north on 4th Street and find Brandy's Pub on the left.
     

• Trail: Trail will be 2.5 - 3 miles, with a shiggy rating of 2.5 - 3 on scale of 1-5. Trail will be dog friendly, but not stroller friendly.
   

• Hares: KittyLitter and JustChad will be the hares. This will be JustChad's virgin lay.
   

• On After: The on after will be at Brady's Pub, back at the start, where they will have karaoke. They do not serve food at Brandy's so we will be ordering from pizza delivery.
   

• Cost: $5 donation for the hash and and optional $3 for pizza delivery for the on after .
   

• Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 619-787-2264.