The Pack met in Ybor and had a nice crop of Virgins: Alessandra, Cheyenne (she claims that isn’t her stripping name), Doug, Richard, and Rex (Candy’s lab/chow pup). We also had the lovely (she married Fat Bastard!) Wet Spock as a first-timer. Hockey proudly wore the 69-pound shash as the previous Front Running Beauty.

Shot by a Whore and Porto Pussy led us through the crowds of Muggles on 7th Avenue. They took us up an escalator through Centro Ybor and up endless stairs in a parking garage. Whiney Bitch, Oxymoron, Kitty Litter and Saigon Sally lead the way, solving most of the intersections. Nauti Call Girl encouraged them to solve the one ladies’ check.

The pack met the hares at the beer stop, one problem – no beer. Once the beer van showed-up so did Sexy Wet Back riding in a hilarious electric taxi. The hares were off again as the virgins stood in front of the beer and learned you should never stand between hashers and their beer.

The second half of trail threatened to take us into the ghetto, but much more safely led us into on-cumming I-4 traffic. It was no big secret that trail was leading us back to Mema’s but the pack diligently followed trail anyway. Somehow Lost My Balls appeared at the end as the FRB. Apparently he bribed some homeless guys with crack to show him the way, short-cutted the beer stoop, and beat Kitty Litter by a nose.

At circle, Virgin Doug nearly got an instant name when he said he couldn’t talk because “I have a mouthful of balls.” Semper Bi gave Just Mark his blowjob. Just Ingrid, Whiney Bitch, and Dickfribulator got tied off for 10 runs; Phuck Pocket for 25. IBSmart did a down-down because it was his 69th birthday.

Brainless nominees included Dab for playing chicken with the trolley and Phuck Pocket for her muddy antics on Sunday, but Shot by Whore and Porto won for Shot spilling hash crack. Shot did his down-down from the skull while Porto showed us how a Flabongo® is properly executed.

Just Ingrid was brought in for naming. Questioning led to potential names including 13 and No and Turfucken, but the hash decided on Always the Bull. Swing low was sung and the hash got a piece.

Compliments of
GatorAteMyPenis

 

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #454
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
 

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Directions: Click here for a map.

From I-4 & I-275 in Central Tampa: Go west on I-4 for .4 miles, take the 21st Street exit at Exit 1, go right, or south on 21st Street for .2 miles, right on 8th Avenue for .3 miles and find Mema's Alaskan Tacos on the right. Park in the parking lot behind Mema's to the north.

From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75, south on I-275, west on I-4 for .4 miles, take the 21st Street exit at Exit 1, go right, or south on 21st Street for .2 miles, right on 8th Avenue for .3 miles and find Mema's Alaskan Tacos on the right. Park in the parking lot behind Mema's to the north.

From St. Pete to the south: Go north on I-275, south on I-275, west on I-4 for .4 miles, take the 21st Street exit at Exit 1, go right, or south on 21st Street for .2 miles, right on 8th Avenue for .3 miles and find Mema's Alaskan Tacos on the right. Park in the parking lot behind Mema's to the north.

From Brandon, to the east: Go west on the Crosstown Expressway, right, or north on 22nd Street at Exit 9, for .5 miles, left on E 8th Avenue for .3 miles and find Mema's on the right. 

From Clearwater, to the west: Go west on Hwy 60, south on the the Veterans Expressway, north on I-275,  west on I-4 for .4 miles, take the 21st Street exit at Exit 1, go right, or south on 21st Street for .2 miles, right on 8th Avenue for .3 miles and find Mema's Alaskan Tacos on the right. Park in the parking lot behind Mema's to the north. Park in the parking lot behind Mema's to the north.

Hares: PortoPussy & ShotByA-Whore will be the hares.

Cost: $6 donation.

On After: The on after will be at MeMa's Alaskan Tacos, back at the start, where they will have $5 pitchers for us (usually $9).

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.