Jolly Roger H3
Run #468-469
Paddling, Pirate Invasion Hash
Paradise Found Island, Crystal River, FL
June 5th & 6th, 2009
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Hare Blessings

Are you ready to get shot & whipped?
I am sure these hares are well equiped!
Let us make the trail quick.
So we can all get sick.
There are cups just waiting to be tipped.

Yadda, yadda, yadda...
On Off!

Compliments of Gator8

Hash Trash

June 5-7, 2009 Jolly Roger H3 Hash Trash Quiz:

Have you ever fantasized about seeing Taint at his most embarrassing moment?
Have you ever wondered what the drippy white stuff was on the sliding glass door?
Have you ever fantasized about killing a hare that sends you down too many bad trails?
Have you ever wondered how many boobies are “enough”?
Have you ever submarined on trail?
Have you ever wished the trail markers were filled with helium and you were the trail sweep?
Have you ever chanted “dicks out for the chicks” to a fisherman?
Have you ever fantasized about sneaking through a swamp nekkid to avoid the cops?
Have you ever "sticked" a Vietnamese Potbellied pig?
Have you ever wished you had not seen a pig’s head on trail?
Have you ever fantasized about doing the Flashdance chair scene below an overflowing hot tub?
Have you ever fantasized about shooting a tube backwards?
Have you ever imagined Dick Fibrillater would win a sexual freak quiz?
Have you ever wished you knew what was floating on top of the hot tub(s) Sunday morning?
Have you ever wished you did NOT know what was floating on top of the hot tub(s) Sunday morning?
Have you ever fantasized about serving bagels and cream cheese off of the nekkid Hash Master for breakfast?
Have you ever wished you were NOT a light sleeper?
Have you ever played the “name that bug bite” game and have the game last 1,069 hours?
Have you ever wished your sarong was in a different place than where it was found?
Have you ever gone home and wondered where all your stuff was?
Have you ever heard banjo music while walking into an outdoor pay-toilet?
Have you ever NOT run out of whipped cream?
Have you ever fantasized about purchasing the last keg in the COUNTY?
Have you ever planned on turning a small town upside-down?
Have you ever dreamt that you would have so much fun with 25 hashers?



Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Runs #468 & 469
Friday & Saturday, June 5th & 6th, 2009

Paddling, Pirate Invasion Hash
Paradise Found Island, Crystal River, FL

Note: This event is limited to 25 hashers at a private island  and 25 have already signed up for it . Do not attempt to attend this hash if not on the list as you will not be permitted onto the island by the owner.

When: You may arrive as early as 12:30 PM on Friday, June 5th. See below for a complete itinerary.


Friday 4:00 PM: Kegs tapped, let the adventure begin.

Friday 8:00 PM: Pack away on the "Shot and Whipped Trail". Bring a flashlight on trail, it will be dark towards the end.

ON-IN Circle: Circle will be held around the fire pit back on Paradise Found Island.

On-After Friday Dinner: Dab’s Team Menu: Salad, Stuffed Shells, Turkey Meatballs and Garlic Bread will be served.


Saturday 9:00 AM Breakfast: Casual Friday’s Team Menu: Bagels, scrambled eggs & corned beef hash will be served.

Saturday 10:00 AM, Main Event: Paddling Pirate Trail Bi-Hash-alon: Drop your kayak in and prepare to be paddled.

Saturday  Lunch: Gritty Kitty's Team Menu: Lunch will be delivered by beer van to the beer stop and will include sandwiches, individual bags of veggie pasta salad and for desert, a spiked watermelon and spiked peaches and mangos.

After lunch: It’s on-out, again, to continue the paddling trail.

ON-IN Circle: Circle up in the pool to drink it drown, drown!

Saturday After the Paddling Trail: Sun, fun & game: Party in the pool "keep it up", "fish in a barrel" and more!

Saturday Sunset Slammer Social: Meet at the tiki hut wet bar.

Saturday Dinner (TBD): Gator 8’s Team Menu: Pulled Pork will be served.

Saturday After Dinner: Fireside Songs games, lies and hot tub, keg & yucca crawl PLUS Tippy Cup Tournament.


Sunday 10:00 AM Breakfast: Pet Me I’m Drunk’s Team Menu: Eggs (to order), potatoes & onions, bacon & toast will be served.

Keg Ball 11:00 AM: Meet in the pool to form teams and volunteer to shag outfield balls via kayak.

Directions: Click here for a map.

Hares: See below.

Friday: GayRodeoClown & Dabadoo will be the hares.
Saturday: CasualFriday & HarelipDog will be the hares.

Cost: $6 donation for each trail. Accomodations and camping costs have already been collected and are separate.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855, or 813-495-5367.

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