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Hare Blessings
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Our hash has so many hot bitches
But GRC and on-on’s trail has glitches
and the pack’s hard to please
I hear on-on has fleas
That explains why GRC’s _____ itches
REPEAT AFTER ME:
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Rainus no soak us
Fleas no bite us
In the name of
The Flour
The FunAnd The Holy Run
ON OUT!
GatorAteMyPenis
Hash Trash
Jolly
Roger H3 Hash Trash
Wednesday, Sept. 23, 2009
Hares: GRC and On-On
Beastiality’s best, especially at the Davis Island Yacht Club! Four-legged
wankers led their two-legged masters to the beer van as if they were at home
getting a PBR out of the fridge for their owner during a football game. Now
if we could only get the dogs to pick up their own poo! We had three virgins
and two of them brought dogs as it was a good night to sniff butts and get
free dog treats for all wanks. GRC and On-On versed the pack on what signs
to expect on trail, which included ladies’ checks and package checks. We
found out down the road that was an evil hare fib.
ON-OUT!
Trail took us along what seemed to be a very busy little league baseball
tournament. A man on the inside of the fence with a big smile and a wave,
called “On-On!” as we ran by. You know he was jealous, wanting to run with
the pack but instead was forced to watch pitiful Junior strike himself out.
I ran with On-On who loves to show off when told “On-On runs fast!” Leave it
to Rectal Roommate to call that out when I was slowing down due to
dehydration, and sure enough, On-On kicked it into high gear and yanked me
across the street, chasing Rectal. All kinds of check backs were found, it
was apparent that GRC was using her infamous pinwheel haring pattern again.
I was hoping On-On would show us harriettes where the package checks were,
but he let us all down. Portopussy and GatorAte were running all over the
place as there were no ladies’ checks to be had, either.
The darker it grew, the larger the homes got and the less we used our
whistles for fear of disturbing the “have” residents. Runners made it to the
beer check 69 hours ahead of the turkeys, as the walkers were following bird
droppings to Peter O. Knight airport. GRC got them back on track and to the
beer van with a phone call, and Mom pushed us all back on trail so we could
circle up before breakfast time.
CIRCLE UP!
GRC and On-On got 10 paws up, and a half-dozen thumbs down during trail
trial. Seems there were some important trail signs missing, and the fake
powder in the form of bird poop wasn’t appreciated, either. Something tells
me we could have used more flashlights on trail! Taint Tickler placed the
FRB chain on Porto’s neck for winning the hash; Porto suddenly went from 40
pounds soaking wet, to 109 (40 + 69) pounds; not that it will slow him down
on his next hash run. Taint cleansed the brainless award; I know he dreams
about this every week, as he seems to enjoy it so much. Much to our
surprise, he did not win the skull this week! Hums Anything was awarded the
coveted skull because she’s been gone for 169 years. She’s such a good
sport, she downed half of the contents and washed her hair with the other
half. The Jolly Roger H3 new Song Meister, Taint Tickler, handed out verses
to the infamous song, “Beastiality’s Best” and we all got to sing along. I’m
still not certain what I need to do when I see a worm or a buffalo; I’ll
have to keep Taint’s phone number on speed dial just in case.
Swing Low was sung, butts were sniffed again, and the hash went in peace.
On-On!
Casual Friday
Jolly Roger
H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Runs #496
Davis Island Bestiality Hash
Leash the Beasts and Bring them Along!
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
Where: Meet in the parking lot at the Marjorie Park Yacht Club, located just north of Marjorie Tennis Park Tennis Complex, on Davis Island. Its just south of down town Tampa, The approximate address is 92 Columbia Drive, Tampa, Florida.
When:
Direction:
Trail:
From I-275 and Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa: Go south on Dale Mabry for .7 miles. Go left on Kennedy for 2.6 miles. Go right on Hyde Park for .5 miles. Make a slight right on the Davis Island Bridge and you will find yourself on Davis Blvd. Continue on Davis Blvd for .5 miles. Go left on Bering Street. Make and immediate right on Columbia, an immediate left on the first unnamed street and find the Marjorie Park Yacht Club parking lot on the left.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north:
From Brando, to the east:
From St. Pete, to the southwest:
Remarks:
Hares:
Donation:
On After:
Phone Number: