Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #522
Fall/Winter Adventure Series #3
Off Road Bicycle Hash (Bash)
Sunday, January 10th, 2010
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Hare Blessings
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Dearly Beloveds,
We are gathered here today to join this freezing pack of wankers and the hares;
Gatorate My Penis, Blind Pussy and Nauty Call Girl,
In the state of holy hashiness known as the JRH3 Fall-winter Adventure hash series #3.
YAY!

Where we will laugh in the face of broken handlebars,
rolled ankles,
head concussions,
face plants,
And frozen body parts;
And bask in the beauty of champagne stops,
beer near and a pretty SAG wagon driver!

To complete this union; wankers
please repeat after me!

Bless these hares!
Bless this trail!
May Park Ranger no catch us!
Frost bite no freeze us!
Flat tires no stop us!
Pedals no break us!
Body parts no sprain us!
Tree trunks no crash us!

In the name of the flour,
The fun
And the holy run!

ON-OUT!

CasualFriday



Hash Trash

Gatorate My Penis, Blind Pussy and Nauty Call Girl were the hares. Pump&Hump was the FRB and the Brainless Award winner.

Holy cow, what a fun Adventure Hash! Once again, I laughed the entire hash! Thank you Gator, Naughty and Blind Pussy for delivering a fantastic bike hash trail! Loved the poo checks! Thank you gentlemen for offering the hot package checks despite the cold temps! Thank you Whiney for being an awsome beer angel, and thank you Just Tony for bringing your homemade chili (just one thermos--WTF?). Good to see Big Red stayed in one piece on trail (on-trail is KEY here), and nobody's pedals fell off, no broken bones to bandage up; though there were enough humorous face plants to fill up one round of accusations! Thanks Dab and Saigon Sally for taking photos of the madness, thank you Naughty for delivering the beer and the champagne, and as always, thanks Gator for keeping us nutty wanks in line! (or is that in a circle?).

All you wanks who participated, ROCK! Thanks for being there and making the day a fun one!

Classic phrases on trail:

"My labia are swollen." --Casual Friday

"You're messing up my Chi" --Head Plant Vagina

"Sorry!" --Hot Quarter Load (many times)

"I think we go that way..." --Gatorate (hare)

On-On!
Casual Friday


Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #522
Sunday, January 10th, 2010
Fall-Winter Adventure Series #3
Off Road Bicycle Hash (Bash)
 



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