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Rash and Just Kurt will show us the way,
Rash loves to show virgins just how to lay.
Maybe they’ll trick us but I have some doubts
Because as they lay trail, the trail they scout.
To be successful, they’ll need all tricks of the trade
And at the end of trail maybe we will all get laid
Repeat After Me
Bless these Hares
Bless this Trail
Copus us no arrest us
Frost us no bite us
Shamoo us no eat us
Bum us no steal our booze us
In the name of the Flour,
And the Holy Run
Rash4Days & JustKurt were the hares. BangsHerMash was the FRB and TaintTickler won the Brainless Award. HotQuarterLoad ran the circle at the start, BlindPussy blessed the hares and the trail, GatorAteMyPenis ran the circle at the end and WhineyBitch drove the beer truck. Then, the circle was reconvened at the on after and JustJen was named TheDogAteIt.
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010
Directions: Click here for a map.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north: From FL-54, go south on I-75 for 4.9 miles. Go south on I-275, at Exit 274, for 13.6 miles. Go right, or west on Hillsborough, at Exit 47, for .3 miles. Go right on N Florida for .4 miles and find the Front Porch Grill on the left.
From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa, to the south: Go north on I-275 for 2.5 miles. Go left, or west on Hillsborough at Exit 47, for .3 miles. Go right on N Florida for .4 miles and find the Front Porch Grill on the left.
From Lakeland, to the east: From US-92, go west on I-4 for 20.9 miles. Go right, or west on Hillsborough at Exit 7 for 6.2 miles. Go right on N Florida for .4 miles and find the Front Porch Grill on the left.
From Oldsmar, to the west: From FL-590, go west on Tampa Rd, which eventually becomes Hillsborough for about 13 miles. Go left on N Florida for .4 miles and find the Front Porch Grill on the left.
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After: The on after will be at the Front Porch Grill, back at the start.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.