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CasualFriday & MayTheGirthBeWithYou were the hares, Gator was the FRB, again, and Taint was the Brainless Award Winner Again. Gator ran the circles, CasualFriday drove the beer truck and Girth swept..
What a gorgeous
day for a hash last Saturday! I want to thank all the wanks who participated in
last Saturday's JRH3 hash; it was obvious everybody had a blast! The highight of
my driving the beer van was hearing Nauti's screaming and splashing around in
the shiggy behind the secret beer check location; rumor has it she thought she
saw a snake. Of course that gives me an idea for my next haring... Good to see
Turkeys wandering around in the muddy creek, and I can't wait to see the fun
designs the poison ivy will leave on Taint's legs. Much to my surprise, it was
Goat Seed who was the FRB to the beer stop...that kid is really accelerating at
an awesome pace! I know the pack appreciated Lepracock clearing out any water
obstacles that might have impeded traversing the middle of the creek, you rock
LC! It was nice to see Roberta back for more action, and I think I aged a couple
of years waiting for her to finish her BJ with Girth...for the love of God, he
could have given her a HINT! I must say, the brainless award was given to the
right wanker, that was one hell of a song Taint pulled out of his butt hole upon
short notice! Thank you Nauti for your services, once an On-Sec, always an
On-Sec! Lepracock, again, thank you for suffering through your crotch rot to
keep the circle lubed up and ready to go! HPV, will you learn a song, already!
Big thanks to my co-hare, Girth, who was responsible for hooking us up with the
secret beer stop location, marking most of the shiggy and sweeping the DFLs...what
else was he going to do since he called into work, sick? As always, thank you
Dab, for taking our donations and turning them into beer for the wanking masses!
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Saturday, March 13th, 2010
Where: Meet in the NW corner of the WalMart parking lot, located at 6192 Gunn Hwy, in Tampa, FL.
When: Meet at 3:00 PM, on off at 4:00 PMish.
Directions: Click here for a map.
From I-275 & Dale Mabry Hwy, in Central Tampa: Go north on Dale Mabry for 5.7 miles, left, or west on Gunn Hwy for 3.6 miles and find the Wal-Mart on the left.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north: From Hwy 54, go south on I-75 for 4.9 miles, south on I-275, at Exit 274, for 7.2 miles and right, or west on Bearss Ave, at Exit 53, for 3.1 miles. Bearss becomes Ehrlich at Dale Mabry. Continue in Ehrlich for 2.3 miles, right, or south on Turner/Lynn Road for 1.5 miles, right on Gunn Hwy for .5 miles and find the Wal-Mart on the left.
From St. Pete, to the south: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay, left or north on the Veteran's Expressway for 7.6 miles, right, or east on Gunn Hwy, at Exit 9, for 1 mile and find the Wal-Mart on the right.
From Brandon, to the southeast: Go north on I-75 for 3.9 miles, left, or west on I-4, at Exit 261, for 1.9 miles, right on Hillsborough, at Exit 7, for 5.7 miles, right, or north I-275 for 2.6 miles and left, or west on Busch Blvd, at Exit 50, for 3.3 miles. Busch becomes Gunn Hwy after crossing Dale Mabry. Continue on Gunn for 3.3 miles and find the Wal-Mart on the left.
From Dunedin, to the west: Go east on Hwy 580, left on Race Track Rd for 1.6 miles, right on Linebaugh for 4.2 miles, left on Sheldon Rd for 1.4 miles an right on Citrus Park Dr for .8 miles. Citrus Park becomes Gunn Hwy. Continue on Gunn Hwy for 1.1 miles and find the Wal-Mart on the right.
Trail: Good mix of street & shiggy. Shiggy is rated up to 10 on a scale of Florida 10; leave junior and fido at home, PLEASE! Due to rain prior to hash date, chances are very good your feet will get wet. However the hares have come up with a way to skirt the shiggy, so if you want to bring Junior and Fido out to hash, you can! For those of you who love shiggy, the shiggy parts are excellent fun!
Hares: CasualFriday & MayTheGirthBeWithYou will be the hares.
Cost: $6 donation.
On After: The on after will be at Winners Sports Grill, located at 12064 Anderson Rd. To get there from the starting location, go east on Gunn Hwy for .5 miles. Go right, or south on Anderson Rd for .1 miles and find the Winners Sports Grill on the right. Click here for a map.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.