Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #544
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
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Hare Blessing
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It's St. Patricks Day, so everybody cheer.
Because today we all are Irish, and we all love beer.
Korn Star and Wanna Earn An A.
Are the Hares that Arr laying trial today.
They're not Leprechauns, but something golden you'll get.
If you're clever enough to navigate the trail they set.
And if you not wearing Green on tonight's Hash.
Then all the other Hashers can pinch you in the ass,

Repeat After Me

Bless these Hares
Bless this Trail
Blarney stone us, no trip us
Shamrock us, bring us luck us
Lucky Charm us, no steal us

In the name of the Flour,
The Fun
And the Holy Run

On-out!

BlindPussy

 
Hash Trash
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McWannaEarnAnA and McCornStar were the hares, sweepers, beer truck driver and the Brainless Award winners. SaigonSally was the FRB, Rectal was the OnSec and PhuckPocket, Likes2Watch and MathSucks were Beer Angels. WeaponOfAssDestruction earned his 50th run headband and Baltiwhore earned her 25th.

Dab

Big thanks to all wanks who participated in last night's JRH3 Wear Green Hash!  Many laughs were to be had on trail and off...where do I start?  Thank you GRC for being there in spirit with your bright green nail polish; I told Taint it rubs off in 2 days, he told me "it" rubs off in 1.09 minutes.  ACK!  More laughs; Always the Bull in her first dress; Nauti's brother wearing their mom's dress -- AGAIN; Taint wearing ZsaZsa Gabore's Friday-night lingerie (We know what day Friday is, don't we wanks!), GatorAte's green monicle; the list goes on.  Thank you Wanna and Corn Star (returner) for giving us a trail last night, and thank you Wanna for driving the beer truck to the Top Secret beer stop location; I wonder what Where's My Goat gave up, to get that information from you.  Thank you beer angels for keeping up with the thirsty pack; being without beer on trail and running 69 extra miles to find a non-existent beer stop pretty much dried us up despite the monsoon.  Big huge thanks to all the participants of my very own WallOfC*cks... I felt so very special!  Toast to "G!" 

Lessons Learned:

1. Your keys are not lost if they are around your neck.

2. Taint should not wear see-through panties ever again.

3. In a pinch--a bungee cord is as good as duct tape.
4. A long dress will slow you down in a monsoon.

5. A cold/wet night of hashing is better than a good night of 70's porn.

Casual Friday

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #544
St Patty's Day Green Dress/Dress Green
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010



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