Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #546
Marsh Madness Hash
(4th Annual March Shiggy Fest)
Saturday, March 27th, 2010
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Hare Blessing
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Here's to Hot Quarter Load and Lost My Balls too.
They're our hares and I'm Dabadoo.
Welcome to the Marsh Madness Hash.
We'll be in deep shiggy, so the harrietts can flash.
Congrats to Casual Friday, as she's our new RA.
She begins as our primary this very day.

Repeat after me:

Bless these hares.
Bless this trail.
Coppus no watch us, anymore.
Lets get on trail 'cause its well after four.

Which way?

On Out!

Dab

 
Hash Trash
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Hot Quarter Load & Lost My Balls were the hares. Toys On The Hood was the FRB and TaintTickler won the Brainless Award, again. CasualFriday, as our new RA, ran the circle, yours truly Dabadoo did the blessing and Hot QuarterLoad, our new Alternate RA, acted as Name Meister. KittyLitter performed as BeerBitch. Bed&BucFest & HeadPlandVagina were the DFLs and JustAdam was named MotherLoad.

Dab

Hey Wankers....thanks to all those who participated in Saturday's Marsh Madness hash! The weather Gods listened to my request and there was much rejoicing!  Big thanks to Hot Quarter Load and Lost My Balls for an excellent trail, the pack enjoyed every second of it!  Kudos to Just Adam for staying on trail and finding the Wine Stop on top of the mountain and calling us short-cutters back, and kudos to ME for leaving some wine for the walkers ("leave no wine behind")! Jeers to Pet Me for depositing the wine bag in the porta-potty with some wine left in it...WTF?  Kudos to the walkers for taking the gallon of "tea"  with them to the finish--what was that stuff called, flypaper, flytrap, fly-in-my-eye....???   Yeast Infection (#1), you rocked the pack with your concockshun in your wine bag. Wow that stuff was good--thanks for sharing and way to get me on my knees! 

Big thanks to Goldilocks for reviewing the hares' chalk-talk-from-Hell for the pack in "speakeasy," I've never seen so many 2-legged deer-in-headlights at one time. The walkers immediately flunked the pop quiz when they took the runners' trail, and HPV and B&B flunked when they came in DFL wearing flags on their heads after being instructed not to take them off trail. Good times!  The swamp trek was hilarious, including getting torn-up with the poison ivy from purgatory; and I enjoyed running as fast as I could past the alligator hoping he wouldn't see or smell all the blood on trail.  All I could think of was that I simply had to run faster than one wanker.... 

As if Taint's howling like a teething baby with diaper rash on trail wasn't enough for us, he pretty much stayed in the middle of circle for most everything despite his desperate attempts to sit down. Congratulations for Toys in the Hood for obtaining the FRB chain, it almost killed Taint to give it up to a pretty lady!  He made up for it by obtaining the brainless award once again.  Congratulations to Just Adam, as he will now and forever more, until we decide to change it, be known as "Mother Load." Feel free to ask him what his mom caught him doing! 

VOLUNTEERS--YOU GUYS ROCK! :

1. Thank you Dab for playing GM, Hash Cash, Beer Master, Blessing Guru and On-Sec (holy sh*t!).

2. HQL, thank you for playing Naming Maestro and beer van driver.

3. Kitty Litter, thank you so much for playing the double-fisted beer angel, woohoo! 

Once again hash fans, it was a fantastic trail with fantastic weather, and all participants get a gold star for sharing in the fun and making me laugh until my face hurt.

ON-ON!
Casual Friday

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #546
Marsh Madness Hash
(4th Annual March Shiggy Fest)
Saturday, March 27th, 2010



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