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Jolly Roger
H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #547
April Fools Day Hash
Thursday, April 1st, 2010
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Hare Blessing
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Here's to Salad Tosser
He's our hare
Thought I would tell you
In case you care
There's treasure on trail
During this hash
So the harriettes are free to flash
REPEAT AFTER HER!
Dab
Bless this hare
Bbless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Dggus
no bite us
Heatus no stroke us
In the name of the flour,
The fun
And the holly run
ON OFF!
CasualFriday
Hash Trash
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SaladTosser
was the hare, JustTed(Bragg) was the FRB and CasualFriday won the Brainless
Award. RectalRoomMate acted as the OnSec, Skitzo drove the beer truck and
GooLiteSpecial was the Beer Angel.
Dab
Big huge kudos to last night's solo
live hare, Salad Tosser, for a fun hash trail; and thanks to
the pack for enduring another chalk talk just short of a
dissertation on new trail signs to remember. Thank you Dab
for blessing Salad Tosser while making the pack giggle, and
I'm still wondering who the naughty wanker was who hid
Salad's flour bag as his lead time was ticking! The trail
started off great and got even better; I especially loved
the water crossing which included a cold beverage in the
middle of it...very enticing! Three of us saw that a mile
away and made a mad dash for it; the rest of the wankers ran
around the water...you all know who you are! Jeers to
Always the Bull who left the 40 in the playground when it
was her turn to help empty it! Thank G the hashing
young-ins were paying attention to chalk talk, as they saved
the day when the new signs appeared on trail...thank you
young, smart hashers--may I bungee-cord myself to you next
Wednesday night? Thanks Skitzo, for volunteering at the
last minute to be beer van driver and for helping Toyz' and
my happy-ass down the 50-foot wall from hell to get to the
beer stop! Yeehaa! I loved watching the final 25 feet of
trail; the race was on between two young wanking bucks and
Taint Tickler, who was wearing the FRB chain. Just Ted will
feel the pain of the chain next Wednesday--and
might learn that sand-bagging is not such a bad thing! It
was great to see so many gone-too-longs cum out to play last
night! Thank you Goo, for volunteering to fill-in for our
newly certified beer angel MathSucks, who was at a rocket
science seminar (good to see you at the on-afters, Math!),
Goo YOU ROCK! Rectal, thank you for making my newly
appointed position a piece of cake, you are much appreciated
by all of us! On a side note; I'd like to offer a pair of
hand-condoms to go with the brainless award...that sucker
gets mighty slippery after going through a mad
beverage dousing! Also, a good heads-up for next week's
brainless award acceptee; the skull won't smell like Taint's
balls, so don't be afraid! Most of all, big thanks to the
members of last night's pack for participating and
contributing to another hash full of laughter and good
times!
On-On!
Casual Friday
Jolly Roger
H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #547
April Fools Day Hash
Thursday, April 1st, 2010
Meet in the rear parking
lot of Gaspar's Grill & Patio, located at 8448 N 56th St, in Temple Terrace
(Tampa), FL.
When:
Meet at 6:30 PM, on
trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions:
Click
here for a map.
Go north on I-275 for 8.5 miles. Go east
on Busch Blvd, at Exit 50, for 3.7 miles. Go right on 56th St for .4
miles and find Gaspar's on the right.
From Wesley Chapel,
to the north:
From FL-54, go south on
I-75 for 13.4 miles. Go west on E Fowler Ave, at Exit 265, for 2.8
miles. Go left on 56th St for 1.8 miles and find Gaspar's on the right.
From Brando, to the
south:
From FL-60, go north on
I-75 for 3.9 miles. Go west on I-4, at Exit 261, for 1.9 miles. Take
Exit 7 towards Hillsborough for .9 miles. Merge onto Hillsborough for
2.1 miles. Go right on 56th St for 2.1 miles and find Gaspar's on the
left.
From Lakeland, the
east:
From US-92, go west on
I-4 for 20.9 miles. Take Exit 7 towards Hillsborough for .9 miles. Merge
onto Hillsborough for 2.1 miles. Go right on 56th St for 2.1 miles and
find Gaspar's on the left.
From St. Pete, to
the southwest:
From Gandy and I-275, go
north on I-275 for 21.1 miles. Go east on Busch Blvd, at Exit 50, for
3.7 miles. Go right on 56th St for .4 miles and find Gaspar's on the
right.
Trail:
Trail will be stroller
and dog friendly. Additionally, there will be some trail treasure for anyone
witty enough, and willing enough, to fully follow trail. Since this is an
April Fool's Day hash, there will be several YBFs in true Salad Tosser
fashion!
Hare:
SaladTosser will be the
hare.
Donations:
Suggest a $6 donation
for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After:
The on after will be at
Gaspar's Grill & Patio, back at the start where they will have 2-4-1 drinks
(domestic drinks thru tops shelf liquor) for us, all night long. There will
be karaoke inside the bar and a live band out on the patio.
Phone Number:
For more information, or
in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
