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CasualFriday and MayTheGirthBeWithYou were the dead hears. Casual drove the beer truck and played OnSec as well, while Girth acted as a sweeper on trail. PetMeI'mDrunk was the FRB and the Brainless Award winner. ChoiceOfANew Penetration acted as Hash Flash .
I want to thank all you wankers who showed up for Saturdayís beautiful weather and fun hash! Iím pretty sure our visitor from Daytona, Richard Pierce was glad he stopped by; and thank you Taint for giving him clothes to wear. RP was quite the trooper after putting on clothes that stood up by themselves! U-Drive, thank you for brightening our day and our circle with your shirt and sox combo, we could see you coming from 69 miles away. Taint, I guess if youíre going to drink water to help you run fast and lose to a girl again, you might as well deep throat the bottle. Well done; your practicing is paying off. Hot Load, thank you for keeping us wanks in order and I am so glad you enjoyed your very own side-trail. Kudos to Pet Me for following suit despite wearing her long pants! Good to see On Ahead ducking out of work to join me at the beer stop, good girl! The chalk art at the beer stop was fabulous, but Iíll bet they wonít let us back there again. Thatís okay, I blamed it all on Dabadoo. I was surprised that I could squeak out a poo-check on trail for you wankers, since my IBS has been acting up lately, hope you enjoyed it. Thanks to all wanks who took the time and effort to collect shopping carts and return them to Publix, you guys deserve the girl scout award for being good hashmaritans. You guys rock! Iím thinking one of those carts should be Mini-me Goat Sexís next hash ride, screw the ultra plush baby carriage! The boy needs a grocery cart and a 40 of OE 800 for his next ride!
Huge and special thanks to my co-hare May The Girth Be With You, you truly are the swamp-master; I have taught you well, tall grasshopper! Special note here; Pet Me Iím Drunk is following Taintís history by obtaining both the FRB and the Brainless Award. Woohoo! You go girl--youíre on fire! Choice Of a New Penetration won the cream of the crop during the raffle, he went home with Taintís Grannyís see-through panties on his head; funny how they were as stiff as cardboard.
Again, thanks wanks for showing up and contributing to all the laughter and shenanigans on trail and off! I couldnít hash with a better group!
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Casual & Girth's Shiggy Trail & Taint's Raffle Hash
Saturday, April 10th 2010
Where: Meet in the Publix Supermarket parking lot, located at 12026 Anderson Rd, in Tampa, FL.
When: Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PMish.
Directions: Click here for a map.
From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa: Go south on I-275 for 5.3 miles. Go north on the Veteran's Expressway/SR-589, at Exit 39, for about 6 miles. Go left on Anderson Rd, at Exit 6B, on left, for 1.8 miles and find the Publix on your left.
From Wesley Chapel, to the north: From FL-54, go south on I-75 for 4.9 miles. Take the I-275 S exit, at Exit 274, for 7.2 miles. Go east on Bearss Ave, at Exit 53, for 3.1 miles. Upon crossing Dale Mabry, Bearss becomes Ehrlich Rd. Continue on Ehrlich Rd for 2.3 miles. Go left on Turner / Lynn Rd for 1.5 miles. Upon crossing Gunn Hwy, Lynn Rd become Anderson Rd. Continue on Anderson Rd for .1 mile and find The Publix on your right.
From St Pete, to the south: From Gandy Blvd, go north on I-275 for 10.7 miles. Merge onto the Veteran's Expressway/SR-589, at Exit 39B, for about 6 miles. Go left on Anderson Rd, at Exit 6B, on left, for 1.8 miles and find the Publix on your left.
From Lakeland, to the east: From US-92, go east on I-4 for 28.1 miles. Go south on I-275 for 5.3 miles. Go north on the Veteran's Expressway/SR-589, at Exit 39, for about 6 miles. Go left on Anderson Rd, at Exit 6B, on left, for 1.8 miles and find the Publix on your left.
From Clearwater, to the west: Go east on Gulf to Bay/FL-60 across Tampa Bay. Take the Veteran's Expressway/SR-589 north bound for about 4 miles. Go left on Anderson Rd, at Exit 6B, on left, for 1.8 miles and find the Publix on your left.
Trail: There will be some awesome shiggy, but bring Junior and Fido anywas and we will get you around it, as necessary.
Hares: CasualFriday & MayTheGirthBeWithYou will be the hares.
Hash Raffle: In addition to trail, TaintTickler will be running the first ever JRH3 Hash Raffle. All you need to do is donate to hash trash and you will automatically get a raffle ticket. The winner(s) will receive some very valuable hash related prizes.
Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers, or if you bring your own brew.
On After: The on after will be at the Winners Sports Grill, back in the same strip mall as the start.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.