Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #549
Saturday, April 10th, 2010
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Hare Blessing

Grandmaster G up above
Watch over this trail...let it be something we love
The hares today, CasualFriday and Girth
May their trail be good...something of worth
Protect us from hungry alligators
And keep away law enforcement instigators
May the beer be cold and flowing
May the wind be silent from blowing
Look over the raffle - let it be fair
Please don't let Taint Tickler model women's underwear
Shiggy Shiggy - here we come
Ready to splash our way through some fun

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
In the name of the flour
The fun
And the Holly Run

On out


Hash Trash

CasualFriday and MayTheGirthBeWithYou were the dead hears. Casual drove the beer truck and played OnSec as well, while Girth acted as a sweeper on trail. PetMeI'mDrunk was the FRB and the Brainless Award winner. ChoiceOfANew Penetration acted as Hash Flash .


I want to thank all you wankers who showed up for Saturdayís beautiful weather and fun hash! Iím pretty sure our visitor from Daytona, Richard Pierce was glad he stopped by; and thank you Taint for giving him clothes to wear. RP was quite the trooper after putting on clothes that stood up by themselves! U-Drive, thank you for brightening our day and our circle with your shirt and sox combo, we could see you coming from 69 miles away. Taint, I guess if youíre going to drink water to help you run fast and lose to a girl again, you might as well deep throat the bottle. Well done; your practicing is paying off. Hot Load, thank you for keeping us wanks in order and I am so glad you enjoyed your very own side-trail. Kudos to Pet Me for following suit despite wearing her long pants! Good to see On Ahead ducking out of work to join me at the beer stop, good girl! The chalk art at the beer stop was fabulous, but Iíll bet they wonít let us back there again. Thatís okay, I blamed it all on Dabadoo. I was surprised that I could squeak out a poo-check on trail for you wankers, since my IBS has been acting up lately, hope you enjoyed it. Thanks to all wanks who took the time and effort to collect shopping carts and return them to Publix, you guys deserve the girl scout award for being good hashmaritans. You guys rock! Iím thinking one of those carts should be Mini-me Goat Sexís next hash ride, screw the ultra plush baby carriage! The boy needs a grocery cart and a 40 of OE 800 for his next ride!

Huge and special thanks to my co-hare May The Girth Be With You, you truly are the swamp-master; I have taught you well, tall grasshopper! Special note here; Pet Me Iím Drunk is following Taintís history by obtaining both the FRB and the Brainless Award. Woohoo! You go girl--youíre on fire! Choice Of a New Penetration won the cream of the crop during the raffle, he went home with Taintís Grannyís see-through panties on his head; funny how they were as stiff as cardboard.

Again, thanks wanks for showing up and contributing to all the laughter and shenanigans on trail and off! I couldnít hash with a better group!

Casual Friday

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #549
Casual & Girth's Shiggy Trail & Taint's Raffle Hash
Saturday, April 10th 2010

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