Casual Friday

 
Hash Trash
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GRC & Dab were the hares and JustMatt(Petite) was the FRB. Dab drove the beer truck and Smack & Quiver was the sweeper. CasualFriday was the RA and X won the Brainless Award for something??Trail was aborted shortly after it started due to deteriorating weather.

Dab

The adventure hash on Sunday was quite an adventure! Hearty wanks showed up ready to pedal through a monsoon and show our hash spirit by shaking our fists to the rain Gods! Thank you to the hares Dab and GRC for their efforts, thanks to the pack for showing up with smiles and guts of steel. We rode a whopping 69 miles and we all had mud up the cracks of our butts to show for it! Yeehaa!!! Why I washed my shoes prior to this hash, I'll ever know. Thanks to those wanks who participated in the conspiracy theory, you know who you are. In a successful attempt at getting stick-boy (Just Matt) to win the hash and the 1,069 pound chain! Yeah baby! It was quite the scene with the pack riding up his ass in one solid line-up, in order to get him to pedal faster than my dead grandma. He pedaled faster, so we kept on him to continue increasing his speed, but none of us wanted DFL, so we then started racing each other while staying behind the chosen FRB. MathSucks took DFL, not realizing what was going on. Hey, someone had to be the patsy! The trail was cut short ,but fun and laughter was had by all!

Welll see Just Matt at tonights special hash sporting the chain, and we look forward to seeing MathSucks wearing the DFL ball cap.

Thanks for a fun Sunday,
On-On Wankers!
Casual Friday
 

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Hash #551
Spring-Summer Adventure Series #1
Off Road Bicycle Hash (Bash)
Sunday, April 18th 2010

• Where: Meet at the west parking area for Flatwoods Trail, located at "about" 18199 Bruce B Downs Blvd, in Tampa, FL, which is at the southwest corner of Richmond Place Dr & Bruce B Downs Blvd. Its 1.4 miles east of I-75 on the right hand side.

• When: Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PMish.

• Directions: Click here for a map of the "approximate" address. Click here for a map of Richmond Place Dr & Bruce B Downs Blvd.

  • From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa: Go west on I-4 for 8.1 miles. Go north on I-75, at Exit 9 , for 9.4 miles. Go right, or east, at Exit 270, on Bruce B Downs for 1.4 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.

  • From I-75 & FL-54 in Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75 for 8.4 miles. Go east on Bruce B Downs, at Exit 270, for 1.7 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.

  • From I-75 &FL-60 in Brandon, to the south: Go north on I-75 for 13 miles. Go east on Bruce B Downs, at Exit 270 for 1.4 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.

  • From I-4 & US-92, in Lakeland, to the east: Go west on I-4 for 19.3 miles. Go north on I-75, at Exit 9, for 8.9 miles. Go east on Bruce B Downs, at Exit 270 for 1.4 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.

  • From Dale Mabry & Fletcher, in Carrollwood, to the west: Go west on Fletcher for 4.9 miles. Go left on Bruce B Downs for 6.2 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.

• Trail: Trail will be approximately 15 miles in length. It will be a combination of on and off road. Suggest you ride an off road type bike.

• Hare: GRC & Dab will be the hares.

• Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and a $3 donation for non-drinkers.

• Park Fee: There is  $2 per vehicle fee to enter the park. So bring two dollar bills to stuff into park fee box, which is unattended.

• On After: The on after will be at the World of Beers, located at 17004 Palm Point Drive, Tampa, FL.
  To get there from the starting location, go left, or west on Bruce B Down for 1.5 miles. Go right on Palm Point Dr and find the World of Beers on the right.  Its west of I-75 in the same business park as Olive Garden & Red Lobster. Click here for a map.

• Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.