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We are here for 15 miles of fun
May I suggest all wankers do not run
We'll be cruising on bikes today
Searching for wet, pasty prelay
Tail is laid by Dab & GRC
It should be entertaining, we can all agree
REPEAT AFTER ME!
Park Ranger no catch us
Sawgrass palmettos no slice us
Trees no crash us
Mod no stop us
In the name of the four
And the holy run
GRC & Dab were the hares and
JustMatt(Petite) was the FRB. Dab drove the beer truck and Smack & Quiver was
the sweeper. CasualFriday was the RA and X won the Brainless Award for
something??Trail was aborted shortly after it started due to deteriorating
The adventure hash on Sunday was quite an
adventure! Hearty wanks showed up ready to pedal through a monsoon and show our
hash spirit by shaking our fists to the rain Gods! Thank you to the hares Dab
and GRC for their efforts, thanks to the pack for showing up with smiles and
guts of steel. We rode a whopping 69 miles and we all had mud up the cracks of
our butts to show for it! Yeehaa!!! Why I washed my shoes prior to this hash,
I'll ever know. Thanks to those wanks who participated in the conspiracy theory,
you know who you are. In a successful attempt at getting stick-boy (Just Matt)
to win the hash and the 1,069 pound chain! Yeah baby! It was quite the scene
with the pack riding up his ass in one solid line-up, in order to get him to
pedal faster than my dead grandma. He pedaled faster, so we kept on him to
continue increasing his speed, but none of us wanted DFL, so we then started
racing each other while staying behind the chosen FRB. MathSucks took DFL, not
realizing what was going on. Hey, someone had to be the patsy! The trail was cut
short ,but fun and laughter was had by all!
Welll see Just Matt at tonights special hash sporting the chain, and we look forward to seeing MathSucks wearing the DFL ball cap.
Thanks for a fun Sunday,
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Spring-Summer Adventure Series #1
Off Road Bicycle Hash (Bash)
Sunday, April 18th 2010
From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa: Go west on I-4 for 8.1 miles. Go north on I-75, at Exit 9 , for 9.4 miles. Go right, or east, at Exit 270, on Bruce B Downs for 1.4 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.
From I-75 & FL-54 in Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75 for 8.4 miles. Go east on Bruce B Downs, at Exit 270, for 1.7 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.
From I-75 &FL-60 in Brandon, to the south: Go north on I-75 for 13 miles. Go east on Bruce B Downs, at Exit 270 for 1.4 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.
From I-4 & US-92, in Lakeland, to the east: Go west on I-4 for 19.3 miles. Go north on I-75, at Exit 9, for 8.9 miles. Go east on Bruce B Downs, at Exit 270 for 1.4 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.
From Dale Mabry & Fletcher, in Carrollwood, to the west: Go west on Fletcher for 4.9 miles. Go left on Bruce B Downs for 6.2 miles and find the Flatwoods Trail parking area on the right.
Park Fee: There is $2 per vehicle fee to enter the park. So bring two dollar bills to stuff into park fee box, which is unattended.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.