HeadPlantVagina and Rash4Days were the hares and the beer truck driver and sweepers. JustJoe(Loewy) was the FRB and HotQuarterLoad won the Brainless Award for loosing a shoe while intentionally going into a retention pond. Rectal was the OnSec, Wanna, Rash and MathSucks were the Beer Angels and CasualFriay was the RA.

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Wowee, what a Wednesday night hash! Was that a circle that just flashed before our eyes?

I have to hand it to Rash and HPV, last night’s trail was well marked and the shiggy they picked was fantastic! The beer van was met at the designated beer stop, however some of us didn’t realize it was a nap-stop as well. No problem, it gave us more time to chat about good porn flicks, like Brown-Eyed Sushi. I was happy to see a good number of wanks running last night--even those who ran the turkey trail; and you know who you are! Hahaha! While the shot stop was a great idea, the beer van didn’t think so as it crapped out on us. Not to let that stop the hashing fun; kudos to ShotByAWhore for taking out what beer was left in his car and donating it to the cause at finish! That’s one of the many reasons why we miss him!

Thanks once again to Rash and HPV, being the gracious hares that they were, they got out the shots from the van so they did not go to waste; and thanks to GRC for stepping-in as shot-giver so the hares could get their hot little fannies into circle for trail trial. As trail seemed to take 69 hours, circle was kept at 69 seconds so wanks could get to the on-afters before sunrise. Huge thanks to Rectal for keeping up with the On-Sec duties in record-time, and gigantic thanks also to the Beer Angels, WannaEarnAnA, MathSucksLetsF*ck and Rash4Dayz for keeping up with the speed-of-light-pace and taking the heat; as Beer Angels are the most important volunteer position in the JRH3 anyone could have. You guys rock! Thank you HotQuarterLoad for reminding us it is good to keep our sense of humor when the chips are down, as you ran without complaining throughout the second half of the 69-hour trail with just one shoe. You also took the Brainless Award like the champ that you are; now take your pants off! Fuckle-Up must have sand-bagged as he allowed JustJoe(Loewy) to steal the 1,069 pound chain this time around. Fuckle will have to think of another way to impress the handi-capped ladies this week.

Most of all, THANK YOU PACK, for putting up with the shortest circle in the history of hashing so we could all have time for BEER at the on-after. I look forward to seeing you wanks in tutus this Saturday, and you can look forward to having extra time to dime-out your fellow hashers (hash infractions), as we will have many to catch up on!

I now know the secret behind Caught From Behind and Harelip Dog losing their voice.
ON-ON wankers!
Casual Friday
Temporary Storm Trooper and JRH3 RA