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Hare Blessing
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Hares today are BaltiWhore, FaQ and OnAhead
You won't catch them because they are dead
If you brought junior or fido don't get bent
There is a go-around, you'll be pound some pavement
Repeat after me
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
TNC coppus no catch us
Humidity no sweat us
heat index no kill us
beer ban do die on us
beer stop no be 169 minutes fro us
poop soup no splash us
In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run
On out
CasualFriday
OnAhead, BalitWhore &
FaQ were the hares. HotQuarterLoad was the FRB and U-Drive won
the Brainless Award.
Dab
Wow, another huge turnout for the JRH3
tutu hash on Saturday! We had all kinds of tutus; from pleather,
to netting, to mom’s living room curtains! The hares did us
proud with a great trail through tall shiggy and manicured
grass; broken up by a couple of awesome shot stops! Thank you
FaQ, On-Ahead and Balitwhore, you guys rock! Thanks also to our
volunteer beer van driver, IBS! Your efforts were
well-appreciated! I enjoyed the HQL water crossing UNDER the
bridge and kudos to Dick Fibrilater going down as well, knowing
it would be more fun for Hot Quarter Load having company down
there. There were many balls on trail and many shoes, thank you
Rectal Roommate for bringing a shoe back for HQL. I went through
a swamp to find one a bit more hash-appropriate, thank you Dick
Fibrilator for helping me back up the steep bank from hell. It
was a shame we didn’t have enough time to make HQL drink out of
the shoes we brought back for him. To keep wanks on their
twinkle toes, there were plenty of canines on trail as well as
poison ivy. Special credit goes to MathSucksLetsF*ck, as she
found the perfect sparkly top on trail, to match the tutu that
she was sporting! I enjoyed watching her pick up her pace as a
half-nekkid 4-year old girl was chasing after her down the
street.
Special thanks to those wanks who took time to present
themselves to the pack with awesome tutus:
1. May the Girth Be With You who made his tutu from curtains
hanging in his mom’s boudoir; she's gonna be pissed!
2. Taint Tickler who stole his mom’s panties to make his tiny
little tutu ensemble complete; she's gonna be pissed!
3. Virgin Rich for raiding the little girl’s department at
Target, and then getting a tutu; the manager was pissed!
4. Goat Sex for wearing a pink one on his one-year birthday;
he's still pissed!
Thank you Beer Angels, you had your work cut out for you with
another stellar JRH3 turn-out! Rectal, thanks for taking care of
business (wink wink) and thank you HQL for massaging the masses
for me, you rock! Congratulations also HQL, for tearing yourself
and your tutu off of the chain link fence quick enough to
capture the FRB chain, you little pink speed racer! The best
part of Circle was when U-drive asked to see more of
TaintTickler's Bulldog and received the brainless award for it –
a perfect example of Yin and Yang!
Most of all, thank you pack for participating in an awesome hash
and making up such a fun kennel! (I'm still laughing!
On-On!
Casual Friday
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger
H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #563
Tu Tu Hash
Saturday, May 22nd, 2010
Where: Meet behind the Winn Dixie Supermarket, located at 8424 Sheldon Rd, in Tampa, FL.
When: Meet at 4:00 PM, on trail at 5:00 PMish.
Directions: Click here for a map.
Go south on I-275, north on the Memorial Hwy at Exit 39 and then west on Memorial Hwy at Exit 2B. The Memorial Hwy becomes Sheldon upon crossing Hillsborough. Continue for 2.1 miles and find the Winn Dixie on the left.From I-4 & I-275 in Central Tampa:
From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-7 and then I-275 to Bearss at Exit 53. Go west on Bearss 3.1 miles. Bearss becomes Ehrlich upon crossing Dale Mabry. Continue westward on Ehrlich for 4.2 miles. Ehrlich become Gunn where Gunn merges with Ehrlich. Continue straight ahead on Gunn for .4 miles. Go left on Sheldon for 3.7 miles and find the Winn Dixie on the right.
From St Petersburg, to the south: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay. Go north on the Memorial Hwy at Exit 39B and then west on Memorial Hwy at Exit 2B. The Memorial Hwy becomes Sheldon upon crossing Hillsborough. Continue for 2.1 miles and find the Winn Dixie on the left.
From Lakeland, to the east: Go west on I-4 to Hillsborough at Exit 7. Continue westward on Hillsborough for 13 miles. Go right on Sheldon for 2.1 miles and find the Winn Dixie on the left.
From Oldsmar to the west: Go west on Tampa Rd, which eventually becomes Hillsborough. Go left on Sheldon for 2.1 miles and find the Winn Dixie on the left.
Trail: Trail will not be stroller-friendly but there will be a way around for strollers. Shiggy sock are recommended!
Hares: OnAhead & BaltiWhore will be the hares.
Theme: Its the 22nd of the month so make sure you wear a tu tu. Its a tradition within the JRH3 to wear a tu tu on the 22nd of each month when there's a hash.
Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After:
The on after will be at Dagwoods Bar & Grill, located at 8458 Sheldon Rd. Its in the same shopping center as the start. Specials: $6 pitchers of Bud Selcet, $1.75 pints of Bud Select, $3.50 margaritas, $4 Jagers shots & $3.50 Cuervo shots. There will also be karaoke there starting at 9:00 PM. Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
