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Hare Blessing
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Holy
liquid bird poop; Saturday’s hash was a scorcher! Another large
pack braved the wet heat to run in combat boots and thick
camouflage panties. Huge thanks to the live hares for a terrific
trail and plenty of hash sense to give us wanks 3 chances to
rehydrate within 4 miles! Perhaps PetMeImDrunk will sandbag when
she runs the turkey trail again with her 69-pound
chain-brassiere. The humidity was forgotten about when the
gorgeous beer van driver LikesToWatch dolled-out hand grenades
and other assorted ammo for trail ambushing. Thank you Likes for
volunteering beer van duty again; nobody volunteers like you do!
After watching WheresMyGoat run his little heart out in his
sweaty cammoed kilt; it was a shame to see JustRichard slip in
front of him to capture the FRB chain from his sight. Thanks to
the first-timers for offering fun entertainment in circle;
however PhukPocket stole the show with her 69-minute-long
BlowJob. I knew PetMe was ready to volunteer as she was wearing
her “Sunday best” blowjob dress; I kind of wonder how many of
those she’s got, and if I can borrow one. JustStephani finally
received her JRH3 10-hash cranium band which only took 69 years
to get. The biggest kudos go to UdriveIllF*ck for the hash’s
"Best of Show" by getting pooped on by a flying elephant in
circle. The brainless award was greatly deserved and thank you
for accepting it so gracefully. TagMyJuicyTarget and
DickFibrillator were awesome beer angels, thank you two very
much for keeping the pack wet--in a good way! WhineyBitch, thank
you for engineering the technical intricacies behind my on-on
sarong; you rock! HPV, the Naming Master of the Universe, did a
terrific job with his very first double-naming! After what
seemed to be a life-long wait for JustStephani to get named, she
will now and forever be known as, until we decided to change it,
SleazeFrame. After many entertaining “bad-boy” stories from
JustJoe, he will know and forever be known as AccidentalAnal
(we'll never change THAT one). Please feel free to ask them how
they obtained their names the next time you see them.
Most of all, thanks to Dabadoo for bringing hash fun to our
backyard, and also to all you wanks who showed up to participate
in Saturday’s fantastic fun--we continue to have a great pack
with each and every hash! You all make it a dang pleasure to
share my JRH3 hash days/nights with you and let the laughter and
beer drinking continue!
ON-ON!
Casual Friday
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger
H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #567
Saturday, June 5th, 2010
Where: Meet at the Thompson Center Waters Office Park, located at 5463 Waters Ave, in Tampa, FL.
When:
Meet at 5:00 PM, on trail at 6:00 PMish.Directions: Click here for a map.
Go north on Dale Mabry for 4.9 miles, left on Waters for 1.9 miles and find the Thompson Center on the right.From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa:
From Wesley Chapel, to the north: Go south on I-75 and then I-275 for 10.9 miles, right, or west on Busch for 3.4 miles, left or south on Dale Mabry for 1 mile, right or west on Waters for 1.9 miles and find the Thompson Center on the right.
From St Pete, to the south: Go north on I-1275 across Tampa Bay, north on the Veteran's Expressway for 5.9 miles, right or east on Waters for .9 miles and find the Thompson Center on the left.
From Lakeland to the east: Go west on I-4, north on I-275 for 2.5 miles, left, or west on Hillsborough for 3.3 miles, right or north on Dale Mabry for 1.9 miles, left or west on Waters for 1.9 miles and find the Thompson Center on the right.
From Oldsmar, to the west: Go east on Tampa Rd, left on Countryway for .8 miles, right on Waters for 5.3 miles and find the Thompson Center on the left.
Theme: D-Day Eve Hash: Wear your best/sexist camo outfit. You might just get ambushed!
Trail: This will be a 4+ mile "live" trail with 2 beer stops. There will be shiggy, but it will be dog & stroller friendly. Suntan lotion and bug spray would be a very goo idea.
Hares: Lepracock & Bed&Bucfest will be the "live" hares.
Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After: The on after will be at Good Time Charlies, located at 4030 West Waters. To get there from the starting location, go east on Waters for 1.6 miles and find Good Time Charlies on the right. Click here for a map.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
