Hash Trash
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PetMeI'mDrunk was the hare. FatBastard was the FRB, and SaigonSally got the Brainless Award because this was his last JRH3 trail as he is leaving.

Dab

Holy busted boots Batman, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while—what a riot! I have to hand it to PetMeI’mDrunk for laying trail in 169 degree heat and sending us wanks-on-skates through sidewalk construction, up and down cement stairs, through brick streets and sand parking lots. I had no doubt in my mind she pre-laid trail in her running shoes. A-for-effort to PetMe for doing her best to mark the pot holes on trail with chalk to give us a wanks-on-skates craniums-up; but not sure it really mattered after skating down brick streets and dragging our wheels through sand. A few wankers found out the hard way that a pair of $69 in-line skates won’t last much longer than 22 years; and I found out that “smokingbumcock” beneath an overpass just gets a Harriet dirty knees and a bad reputation. Thank you Hot Quarter Load for giving us the opportunity to draw “hasher down” twice within 30 feet of each other; I can still picture the line of wheels fighting to stay on the skate (hilarious). Kudos to the pack for keeping track of 690 check backs which primed the us up for skating into water fountains to cool down. Naturally some wanks who hadn’t skated in a few years forgot that wet wheels = big trouble. Big thanks to FatBastard for staying in the back of the pack riding in first gear on his cycle so the skaters could clear the checks. I enjoyed watching FB overtake the sand-bagging ShipWrecktum when Ship fought at the last 20 yards with his reserved energy to attempt to win the hash; we’ll enjoy seeing FatBastard sport the chain around his neck this Wednesday evening.

For those wanks who started on skates and ended in socks, played musical running shoes to accommodate wanks-without-wheels, and to TaintTickler for finishing trail wearing the 6940-pound weight vest; you all deserve a round of applause! Thank you MathSucks for your beer angel duties, and thanks also to PetMe and HPV for driving the beer van. Rectal, as always, thanks for watching my rear and keeping me laughing on trail with your mad skating skills. Thank you to all wanks who showed up on a hot Sunday afternoon to participate in classic Jolly Roger H3 fun!

Most of all and sadly, we on-awayed our favorite hasher, Saigon Sally with flour and hugs. We all wish him lots of luck and hashy fun in his new location in Stuttgart, Germany!

On-On
Casual Friday

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #574
Roller Blade Adventure Hash
Sunday, June 27th, 2010

What:  If you don't have roller blades, wear roller skates. If you don't have roller skates, use a skate board. If you don't have a skate board, follow trail on foot. If you don't have feet, follow us in a car. If you don't have a car, get a ride from a friend and ride in the beer truck. If you don't have a friend, you really need to start hashing more!

Where:  Meet in Julian B Lane Riverfront Park located at 1111 N Boulevard, Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 1:00 PM, on trail at 2:00 PMish.

Directions: Click here for a map.

From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa: Go north on I-275 for 2.5 miles to Exit 44 to Downtown East/West onto Ashley Dr, right on Tyler St for .2 miles, slight right onto Cass St for .2 miles, right onto Boulevard for .2 miles and find the Riverfront Park on the right.

From Wesley Chapel, to the North: Go south on I-75, south on I-275, take Exit 45A to Downtown East/West onto Ashley Dr, right on Tyler St for .2 miles, slight right onto Cass St for .2 miles, right onto Boulevard for .2 miles and find the Riverfront Park on the right.

From St Pete, to the South: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay to Exit 44 to Downtown East/West onto Ashley Dr, right on Tyler St for .2 miles, slight right onto Cass St for .2 miles, right onto Boulevard for .2 miles and find the Riverfront Park on the right.

From Lakeland, to the East: Go west on I-4 to Exit 45A to Downtown East/West onto Ashley Dr, right on Tyler St for .2 miles, slight right onto Cass St for .2 miles, right onto Boulevard for .2 miles and find the Riverfront Park on the right.

From Brandon, to the Southeast: Go west on the Crosstown Expressway to Exit 5 towards Hyde Park Ave/Davis Island which will put you onto Brorein St which becomes Cleveland St. Continue on Brorein/Cleveland for .4 miles. Go right on Boulevard for .7 miles and find the Riverfront Park on the right.

From Clearwater, to the West: Go east on FL-60 across Tampa Bay to I-275 north. Go north on I-275 for 4.4 miles to Exit 44 Downtown East/West onto Ashley Dr, right on Tyler St for .2 miles, slight right onto Cass St for .2 miles, right onto Boulevard for .2 miles and find the Riverfront Park on the right.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Hare: PetMeI'mDrunk will be the hare.

On After: The on after will be at The Fly Bar located at 1202 N Franklin St, Tampa, FL 33602 where they will have "All-Day-Sunday-is-Happy-Hour, half off menu & lots of drink specials. Click here for a map. To get there from the starting location, go right, or north on Boulevard St for .2 miles, right on Laurel St for .4 miles, right onto Ashley Dr followed by an immediate left onto Franklin St for .1 mile and find The Fly Bar on the right. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.