Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #584
Saturday, July 31st, 2010
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Hare Blessing
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AccidentalAnal isn't here today
The Blessing Back-Up will have to pay

Trail will be fun
You don't have to run

Lets move forward
And get the hell out of the sun

Repeat after me:

Coppus no stop us
Sun no stroke us
Doggus no bite us

In the name of the flower
The fun
And the holy run

On out...

Which way?

CasualFriday

 
Hash Trash
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WannaEarnAnA & TasteMyRainbow were the hares. FuckleUp was the FRB and Dab won the Brainless Award.

Dab

Holy bulldogs Spanky, it was another warm one out there with the busses and the park rangers! WannaEarnAnA and TasteMyRainbow did a great job delivering a fun foot-trail to us wanks from their bicycles. Three virgins (Dave, Dave and Vera) and a Key West Hasher (Betty Cocker) got a taste of TaintTickler’s antics on trail and circle; and in FuckleUp’s zest to win a date with his own mom, he received a face-full of Taint’s bulldog under the bridge (he’s still home washing his knees). I totally believe in karma, as it was Fuckle who made the pack wait for 69 minutes past start time. Taint enjoyed obtaining digits from the Park Ranger and we'll have to check back to see how his date-night under the overpass went.

Taint's infamous fixed-raffle was enjoyed by all, as GRC jumped on the sausage; leaving pregnant porn behind. I guess good porn just isn’t appreciated anymore. Betty and Kaz got their blowjobs and Betty also picked up an accusation for volunteering to carry the chain for ShipWrecktum. I think Betty thought he earned an instant date with Fuckle’s mom, much to his dissappointment in the end. Thanks go out to Dab, for making us all wait at the beer stop hash halt as he got lost trying to short-cut. Rumor has it he had a map, but that wasn’t proven to be fact. We all loved tasting the rainbow on trail; best done with a mouthful of skittles.

Big thanks to Kaz for bringing his bubble machine, and thanks also to Wanna and WhinyBitch for covering my back during circle. Thank you Math for keeping us well-lubed, and thank you Taint for your Swing-Lo instructions to the virgins. Most of all, a huge thank you to all Saturday wankers who showed up in the Florida heat and didn’t bitch about it--you guys rock!

On-On!
Casual Friday
 


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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #584
Saturday, July 31st, 2010

Where: Meet in the bus parking area behind Dagwood's Sports Bar, located at 8458 Sheldon Rd, in Tampa, FL. Suggest you park near Dagwood's and then walk over to the bus parking area, which is about 100 yards northwest and to the rear of of Dagwood's.

When: Meet at 5:00 PM, on trail at 6:00 PMish.

Directions: Click here for a map.

From I-4 & I-275 in Central Tampa: Go south on I-275, north on the Memorial Hwy at Exit 39 and then west on Memorial Hwy at Exit 2B. The Memorial Hwy becomes Sheldon upon crossing Hillsborough. Continue for 2.1 miles and find Dagwood's on the left.

From Wesley Chapel, to the North: Go south on I-7 and then I-275 to Bearss at Exit 53. Go west on Bearss 3.1 miles. Bearss becomes Ehrlich upon crossing Dale Mabry. Continue westward on Ehrlich for 4.2 miles. Ehrlich become Gunn where Gunn merges with Ehrlich. Continue straight ahead on Gunn for .4 miles. Go left on Sheldon for 3.7 miles and find Dagwood's on the right.

From St Petersburg, to the South: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay. Go north on the Memorial Hwy at Exit 39B and then west on Memorial Hwy at Exit 2B. The Memorial Hwy becomes Sheldon upon crossing Hillsborough. Continue for 2.1 miles and find Dagwood's on the left.

From Lakeland, to the East: Go west on I-4 to Hillsborough at Exit 7. Continue westward on Hillsborough for 13 miles. Go right on Sheldon for 2.1 miles and find Dagwood's on the left.

From Oldsmar to the west: Go west on Tampa Rd, which eventually becomes Hillsborough. Go left on Sheldon for 2.1 miles and find Dagwood's on the left.

Hares: WannaEanrAnA & TasteMyRainbow will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest a $6 donation for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will  be at Dagwood's where there will be karaoke starting at 9:00 PM.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here for the most current version of the Receding Hareline.



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