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We are here today to pillage and plunder
Hopefully no kayaks will go 10-feet under
Taint and Anal will show us the way
There's treasure to be had, in the sand, they say
Cling to your water wings and seat cushions, our lives are at stake
You wankers better not plan on drafting my wake!
We'll courageously fight pirates and sharks to find the beer
If Black Beard gets there first, the keg will disappear
REPEAT AFTER ME!
Bless these incorrigible hares
Bless this God-forsaken trail
Big sharks with lots of teeth no eat us
Gigantic rogue waves no swamp us
Surprise water spouts no disorient us
Sand spurs as big as Taint's balls no poke us
Most importantly...Davy Jones' locker no claim us
In the name of the flour
And the holy pirate run/paddle
AccidentalAnal were the hares, GRC was the FBI (First Boat In) & AccidentalAnal
won the Brainless Award.
Holy sarongs, what a fun
day on the water! Huge thanks to TaintTickler and AccidentalAnal for all their
hard work and planning for the paddle/foot adventure hash! Circle was a bit
delayed due to Anal forgetting his keys to the turkey boat, but that gave
Where’sMyGoat and MoreSex a chance to arrive on time. The weather cooperated
with the order for partial cloud cover, and we were excited to introduce 5 JRH3
first-timers to the pack. The paddling trail was fun as Taint fell out of his
kayak after getting a glimpse of spectacular over-40 year old boobs, and
MayTheGirthBeWith you played bar maid for the turkeys on the USS Anal (get your
visual yet?). Thank you Taint for laying 2 buried treasures and putting me on
the team with the beer treasure, while Team Poofters got a cooler of water.
SpiceyDickSlapper owes me one for pulling him over to our team! I’m still not
sure what the hotdogs were doing in the treasure chest, but MotherLoad put them
to good use. I hoped the pack didn’t mind that I ordered the waterspout to speed
things up as Taint was dragging-ass as DFL when the trail was supposed to be
Thank you MathSucksLetsF*ck for keeping us well-lubed in circle, thank you Girth, Mother, and JustChris for sporting sarongs – there ain’t nothin’ finer than a harrier in a sarong in circle! Woohoo! Next time I’ll bring shorter ones! Thank you Anal for being such a good sport while being handed the brainless award for forgetting your keys…after all, you gave the turkeys a fantastic ride! GRC was awarded the FRB chain, but that doesn’t guarantee TasteMyRainbow won’t be sporting it again, soon.
Thanks again to the pack for showing up for great fun, you all made trail and circle ROCK!
Trail Directions & Info
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Wednesday, August 4th, 2010
Where:Meet at Charann's Bar & Grill, located at 6821 W Hillsborough Ave, in Tampa, Florida 33634. Its about 3/4 of a mile west of the Veterans Expressway (State Hwy 589) on Hillsborough Blvd, at Sawyer. Park in the parking lot in front of Charann's and walk around to the back.
When:Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!
Directions:Click here for a map.
Go south on I-275, north on the Veteran's Expressway, left, or west on Hillsborough for about 3/4 of mile and find Charann's on the right, just before Sawyer.
From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa:
From Lutz, to the North:Go south on the Veterans Expressway until you get to Hillsborough. Go west on Hillsborough for about 3/4 of mile and find Charann's on the right, just before Sawyer.
From St. Pete, to the South:Go north on I-275, north on the Veterans Expressway, west on Hillsborough and right into the Charann's parking lot, at Sawyer.
From Brandon, to the East:Go north on I-75, west on I-4, south on I-275, north on the Veteran's Expressway, left, or west on Hillsborough for about 3/4 of mile and find Charann's on the right, just before Sawyer.
From Clearwater, to the West: Go east on State Hwy 60 until you get to the Veterans Expressway. Go north on the expressway for about 2 miles until you get to Hillsborough. Go west on Hillsborough and find Charann's on the right, at Sawyer.
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
Hare:WannaEarnAnA, HungLikeA-KenDoll & TasteMyRainbow will be the hares.
On After:The on after will be at Charann's, back at the start.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.