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Hare Blessing
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Oh my God its hot
Hashing anyplace else, I think not
We have two great hares to lead the way
And in a beautiful end of Tampa Bay
We're on an island so that makes this and adventure
But, watch out for raccoons and armadillos, soldier's ghosts and fisherman with
bait in their pail
Repeat After Me:
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Animals no bite us
Rangers no find us
And beer no drunk us
Which way do we go?
AccidentaAanl
Hash Trash
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Coly 3-hour-tour, it
was quite the adventure hash in Ft. Desoto! Eight virgins showed up to vie for
“King for a Day” status as they came from near and far, some by land and some by
sea. The hares Taint and Rainbow were spent as they labored 69 hours in the hot
sun laying flour and placing contraband on trail; just to be washed away when
the rains hit. As the beaches were evacuated, us tough hashers trudged-on
through swamp and sand to set arm-fulls of sand dollars free (thank you HPV and
Lepracock for helping me) and to find the contraband on trail--to no avail. Bed&Buckfest
fell hook-line-and-sinker to backtrack trail to give word to the beer van that
was stuck in evacuation traffic, the location of the pack’s makeshift beer stop.
Lepracock wanted to wear MommaFuckle’s Undies Version 2.0 on Friday night, so he
raced me for FRB status through the rain. A virgin harrier won the King for a
Day competition and coveted 2 virgin harriettes through-out circle.
AccidentalAnal won the brainless award for abandoning his boat in .69 inches of
water and 4 wankers (you know who you are!) who DID NOT help push the boat to
the channel received a well-deserved down-down. JustRussell received his hash
name, and he will now and forever be known as, until we decide to change it,
“Locked Up A Broad.”
Thank you hares for putting forth much effort laying trail in the heat of the
day, and thank you WannaEarnAnA for driving the beer van through the park
evacuation and playing beer angel. Most of all, thanks to all wanks who showed
up on the holiday weekend to hash, and kept your sense of humor and hashing
spirit alive when the skies turned wicked. I know you all think I messed-up by
not putting in an order for sunny skies and warm breezes, but as you see, my
Religious Advisor Master Plan worked terrifically as the grills were all
abandoned, the Park Rangers were busy directing traffic, and we were left alone
to drink as much beer as we wanted and got the pick of the park to grill-out!
On-On!
Casual Friday
JRH3 RA.
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Trail Directions & Info
Jolly
Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #594
King & Queen for a Day
Labor Day Weekend Cook Out Hash
Sunday, September 5th, 2010
What: This will be a foot hash on Ft Desoto. What makes it an Adventure Hash is that its at Ft Desoto, which is on an island.
Where: Meet in the Arrow Head Picnic Area, in Ft Desoto Park, just south of Tierra Verde, FL.
When: Meet at 2:00 PM, on trail at 3:00 PMish.
Directions: Click here for a map of Ft Desoto. This puts you at the intersection of Pinellas Bayway S & Anderson Blvd, in Ft Desoto Park. From there go right on Anderson and follow it around to the north almost to the end and find the Arrow Head Picnic Area on the right. Clear here to view the exact starting location on a map of the park.
Go south on I-275 for 27.5 miles. Go Go right on Anderson and follow it around to the north almost to the end and find the Arrow Head Picnic Area on the right.From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa:
From I-275 & I-75, near Brandon FL, to the South: Go north on I-275 for 17.1 miles across the Sunshine Skyway Bridge. leftleft Go right on Anderson and follow it around to the north almost to the end and find the Arrow Head Picnic Area on the right.
From the Gulf Beaches: Go south on Gulf Blvd, go left onto Pinellas Bayway Rd/FL-682 E for 1.4 miles. Turn right onto Go right on Anderson and follow it around to the north almost to the end and find the Arrow Head Picnic Area on the right.
Theme: Be a winner, be the King, be the Queen and get nice hash slaves to abuse. There may even be a special gift of pleasure from the court jesters.
Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
Hares:
TaintTickler & TasteMyRainbow
will be the hares.
On After:
Cook out on after. Kind of like an end-of-summer cook out.
Bring those big juicy hunkin' sausages, steaks, burgers, or whatever kind of
meat you want to put on the grill. The hares will provide grilling materials,
plates & flatware (charcoal, lighter fluid, plates and utensils). Bring a
side dish if you like (no not chips, the hash provides that). Suggest a
vegetable, salad, macaroni & cheese, desert, etc to share. To make sure we
don't all bring the same thing, send an email to
dab@jollyrogerh3.com stating
what you plan to bring to share and how much. At least bring enough for yourself, in
case nobody brings anything to share. This is not an RSVP event. Or,
if you don't bring a side dish, donate and extra dollar so we can at least
reimburse the hares for their cooking supplies.
Who's Bringing What:
Click here to find out what's side dishes are being brought and by whom.Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.
Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.
