Hash Trash
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Holy useless umbrellas, what a fantastic trail Wednesday! The hares did a great job of bringing the pack twists and turns through the forest, throwing in some fences to climb and water shiggy to fall into--just ask AlwaysTheBull. The pack was caught with pants down as every wanker forgot to bring his/her flashlight on trail, making the barbed wire a challenge for old and tired eyes, right BlindPussy? Even the young bucks were going backwards on true trail signs, just ask SpicyDickSlapper. It was humorous watching PetMeI’mDrunk hitting every water hole on trail and hearing VirginKyle scream every time his ankles were below sea level.

FuckleUp saved circle by bringing Mom’s Undies Version 2.0, no thanks to Rectal--though I know he’s got Version 1.0 hanging on his bedpost. JustChris obtained the FRB chain and wore the new 2.0 prize like a champ. FuckleUp stayed in center-circle all night, drinking for many accusations and obtaining the Brainless Award for poor virgin training. Seems his VirginKyle had no idea what to do with his headgear other than to leave it on his cranium for every down-down. I am still wondering who Angel is, perhaps ShipWreckedtum can fill us in. HotQuarterLoad had a tough time keeping his pants on as well as singing hash song verses at the right time; not that any of that is inappropriate hash behavior!

Thank you Dab for sharing another birthday with us wanks. And thank you Wanna for driving the beer van; big thanks again to the hares for expending heroic efforts of laying a kewl live trail in the rain. Thank you MathSucksLet’sF*ck and WannaEarnAnA for volunteering beer angel duty, and thank you BlindPussy for keeping the lightning away and getting the pack through circle with WhineyBitch covering your rear. Most of all, thanks to all wanks who shared Wednesday night with the Jolly Roger H3 and kept a good sense of humor during Florida’s rainy season--you wanks rock!

On-On!
Casual Friday .

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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #595
Dab's Birthday Hash
Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Where: Meet in the Target parking lot, located at 11627 W Hillsborough Ave.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp.

Directions: Click here for a map.

From Wesley Chapel, to the North: Go south on I-75, south on I-275 to Hillsborough, at Exit 47 for 10.2 miles and find Target store on the right.

From St Pete, to the South: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay. Take Exit 39B towards the Veteran's Expressway/SR-60 for 2.9 miles. Take Exit 3 towards Air Cargo and then left onto the Memorial Hwy for 2.6 miles. Go left on Hillsborough for 2.4 miles and fine the Target store on the right.

From I-275 & Dale Mabry, in Central Tampa, to the East: Go south on I-275, north on the Veteran's Expressway/FL-60 at Exit 39 for 2.7 miles. Take Exit 3 towards Air Cargo and then left onto the Memorial Hwy for 2.6 miles. Go left on Hillsborough for 2.4 miles and fine the Target store on the right.

From Oldsmar, to the West: Go east on Tampa Rd, which becomes Hillsborough and find the Target store on the left just after Countryway Blvd.

Trail: This will be a 3 mile "live" hare trail.

Hares: Dabadoo, WillSing4Head & DudeWhere'sMyDog will be the hares.

On After: The on after will "tentatively" be at the Beef O'Brady's, located at 10029 W Hillsborough Ave. To get there from the starting location, go east on Hillsborough for 1.4 miles and find the Beef O'Brady's on the left. Click here for a map.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.