Hash Trash
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HotQuarterLoad & MayTheGirthBeWithYou were the hares. Lepracock was the FRB, CreamyCumCake was the FBI and the hares and GRC won the Brainless Award.

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Holy aching muscles; it was quite an exciting hash in downtown Tampa on a day of remembrance! The hares took much effort to bring the pack 3 shot stops at the top of stairwells that consisted of at least 1,069 stairs and a beer stop which kept us under alien radar. Many last minute trail diversions kept the pack moving forward every which way but loose (okay, I can’t vouch for YankyCrank). Thanks to my screaming, overworked spaghetti thighs, I agreed that all wankers who took the elevators to the shot stops were due buttchugs off of TaintTickler. GrittyKitty brought a virgin family member and made him wear Taint’s clothes, which exempted him from any Tainted buttchugs for 69 years. Circle hosted 3 blow jobs (3-some!) and a tight race for the brainless award; though there never was any doubt the hares would drink. Lepracock was a racist bastard again (FRB) and JustChris’ naming was tabled as he wanted his Spicy manfriend to be with him to share in obtaining his new hash identity; no doubt who wears the pants in that relationship.

Thank you hares for giving us a memorable hash on a memorable day, thank you BatteredWoman for driving the beer van to finish, thank you beer angels for all your hard work, thank you RectalRoommate for covering my rear, and big thanks to all pack members for spending their Saturday doing what we all do best; drinking beer, laughing, and running from aliens.

On-On!
Casual Friday

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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #596
9.11 Hash
Saturday, September 11th, 2010

What: This will be a special memorial event the details of which will not be revealed until the “day of.” It is meant to be one of the most memorable hashes you’ve ever attended, or will ever. Clear your schedule for this day. This is one hashing event you will not want to miss.

Where: Meet on the top (5th) floor of the William F Poe Parking Garage, located at 800 N Ashley, in downtown Tampa, FL. There is free parking on the streets if you don't want to pay to park here. You only need to pay the parking meters Monday thru Friday.

When: Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PMish. PLEASE NOTE THE EARLIER START TIME!

Directions: Click here for a map.

From I-275 & Dale Mabry in Central Tampa: Go north on I-275 to Exit 44 towards Downtown East/West. Take the Ashley ramp to Ashley for .3 miles and find the William F Poe Parking Garage on the right.

From Wesley Chapel, to the North: Go south on I-75, south on I-275 to Exit 45A toward Downtown East/West. Take the Ashley ramp to Ashley for .3 miles and find the William F Poe Parking Garage on the right.

From St Pete, to the South: Go north on I-275 across Tampa Bay to Exit 44 towards Downtown East/West. Take the Ashley ramp to Ashley for .3 miles and find the William F Poe Parking Garage on the right.

From Brandon, to the East: Take the Crosstown Expressway to the SR-60 exit at Exit 8 towards Downtown East/West. Go right on John F Kennedy Blvd for .4 miles, right on N Ashley for .3 miles and find the William F Poe Parking Garage on the left.

From South Tampa: Go north on the Crosstown Expressway to Exit 6A-6B towards Downtown East/West. Take the Florida Ave exit at Exit 6A for .7 miles. Go left on E Tyler St for .2 miles. Go left on N Ashley St fro .1 mile and find the William F Poe Parking Garage on the right.

Hares: HotQuarterLoad & MayTheGirthBeWithYou will be the hares. Conceptualized by GRC.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Toe Tags: There will be toe tags for everyone. We will make you a personalized toe tag if you want one. If so, contact grc@jollyrogerh3.com and she will make you a toe tag with your name on it. However, this is not an RSVP event.

On After: The on after will be at Hatricks, located at 107 South Franklin St. To get there from the starting location, go right, or south on Ashley for .4 miles, left on Whiting St for .1 mile, right on Franklin St and find Hatricks on the right.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.