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Hare Blessing
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Another wanker’s birthday hash we’re
attending
We hope the gag gifts aren’t too offending
Pet Me I’m Drunk is today’s hare and birthday girl
Let’s all drink a beer for her until we all hurl
Break out your lanterns and your flashlights for trail
Shiggy is thick, please don’t smack into a fence rail
Repeat after me:
Bless this birthday hare
Bless this birthday trail
Coppus no stop us
Flashlights no drop us
Water no slop us
Low fences no chop us
And tree branches no bop us
In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run…
ON OUT!
CasualFriday
Hash Trash
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GrittyKitty was the hare, EdTheSock was
the FRB and CasualFriday was the FRB. JustKyle(Holley) won the Brainless Award.
Dab
Oh, and the quote from the
hash that I remember is HPV in a giddy, almost feminine voice saying "NOT MY
BELLYBUTTON!"
...and yet, I woke up this morning with the distinct morning-after taste of
bellybutton in my mouth. Hmmmmm...... And Spicy Apple. Go figure! Anyhow, I'm
gonna go eat some crackers now and go back to bed. The kayak is still on my car,
and I just couldn't care less. I DID, however, locate several items I thought
were lost, but they were actually just strewn about quite randomly in my car.
All is well!
By the way, to those that had the stamina to stay for the on-after-after, my
roommate (Yes I Wood!) and I have a saying: "Gotta love The Sail!" ...now you
know just what that means!
Ahh, back to sleep, with purring while dreaming of happy moments from yesterday,
like imagining Locked Up on a Paddle Board with his coolie of Canadian beers
championing both wind and current gracefully while wearing a hyper-inflated yet
revealing gladiator costume.... Ahhhh, sweet dreams... sweet, sweet dreams.....
-Cow Gritty (the "cow" is silent!)
PS. Best pee break EVER! (because I was upstream!)
GrittyKitty
Holy oyster beds,
what a fun hash! The weather was perfect for a paddling trail hared by
GrittyKitty and enjoyed by all wanks at attendance. Boats were launched, tramp
stamps were given out, sangria was shared and the pack was locked and loaded for
a good time... LockedUpABroad was the first to fall out of his boat, thank
goodness he was wearing his “safety first” blow-up PDF that exploded when he
reached for a beer. VirginTony was seen heading in the wrong direction every 69
seconds so we tied him up to the back end of safety-boy so he could stay with
the pack. UDriveI’llF*ck needed a stunt-paddler, so CowFluffer abandoned her
paddleboard, jumped in the kayak, and they zigzagged to the YBF. The beer stop
was awesome; a few wanks left graphiti on the tiki hut ceiling while Gritty
played bartender. There was a fight to the finish between GayRodeoClown,
EdTheSock, CowFluffer and myself--it was a unanimous call that Ed got the FRB
chain; we don’t care what he says about it.
The sun set, the pack got a bite to eat, and great fun was had by all. Big
thanks to all wanks who showed up to contribute to the hilarious hash paddling
adventure! You guys rock!
On-On!
Casual Friday
Trail Directions & Info
Joint Jolly
Roger/South Canada H3
Kayak Adventure Hash
JRH3 Run #602/SCH3 Run #8
Sunday, October 3rd, 2010
Where: Meet at the Crab Shack, located at 5430 Baylea Ave, Port Richey, FL.
When: Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PMish.
What: You will have 2 types of trails to choose from;
You may put your own kayak in at The Crab Shack or rent one from The Crab Shack for $40 for a single or $55 for a tandem (double). Call 727-847-6300 to make your reservation. Or, you may be able to rent them for less if you call a nearby competitor, Sand's Kayaks, at 727-916-0152. Ask for Sandy.1. Kayak Trail:
Remarks: The pontoon boat option has been cancelled due to lack of interest.
Hare: GrittyKitty will be the hare.
Directions: Click here for a map.
Donations:
Suggest $6 for drinkers & $3 for non-drinkers.Printable Copy:
Click here for a black & white printable copy of this info.