Hash Trash
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FatBastard & WhineyBitch were the hares. LockedUpAbroad was the FRB, ImmaculateDecpetion was the FRI and the harew won the Brainless Award.

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Holy cabbage patch kids, what a fun hash! FatBastard and WhineyBitch put much effort into this live trail, resulting in a whole lot of laughter; thank you hares! While using shredded military documents to lay trail on a windy day, FB was dimed-out twice by civilians who saw him throw paper from his bicycle. We knew they weren't lying when we saw shredded paper in the bike trail on Bayshore Blvd. instead of on the sidewalk. It was a special day for TaintTickler as he finally found his long-lost baby. It suspiciously looked like Hitler (have you SEEN it?) and called Taint, “Da-Da.” It wasn’t until PornBoner drop-kicked it for 69 miles that Taint brought himself to coddle it. However, he left it in the beer van instead of taking it him/her home. It was nice to see folks at the Tiny Tap again, as it was good to see Puppy and WannaEarnAnA on trail again. I want to thank the pack for not blaming the RA for the chilly weather, but let me forewarn you that I have put in an order for more of it because I have some cool hash sweatshirts I want to wear.

Thank you MathSucksLetsF*ck for your incredible Beer Angel skills, your fuzzy halo and wings kept us drunken wanks from mistaking you for a stovepipe (love the coat!). Thank you Taint for offering up your hash raffle and the incredible porn selection; I do believe it is “Sergeants Prefer Blondes” night at RectalRoommate’s house (holy sausages, is THAT not fitting!)…be there at ATE o’clock. I believe FuckleUp won “Porn from the North” but we know he won’t watch it—we also know he’ll get the brainless award this Wednesday (have you seen the DVD cover--whoa!). A photo of it is on the photo album for this hash.

LockedUpABroad has a date with Fuckle’s mom this Friday, ImmaculateDeception keeps the girlie accessory and the hares sucked out of the skull for littering on trail. Thank you FB, WB and Rectal for making me feel like I was home again in Wisconsin, by taking your clothes off and creating your own version of the Polar Bear Club. Thank you pack members, for showing up on a chilly Saturday to spend laughing with fellow JRH3 hashers and sharing our love for beer and mutual respect for one another. YOU GUYS ROCK!

We can’t give enough thanks to the United States Veterans who gave their time, dedication, and even their lives to safe guard our country, its people, and our freedom. Hats off, much respect, and may the Jolly Roger H3 kennel solute you all!

On-On!
Casual Friday
 

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Veteran's Day Weekend Hash
Trail #612
Saturday, November 6th, 2010

Where: Meet at the VFW, located at 2010 W Morrison Ave, in Tampa, FL. Its just east of and across the street from the Tiny Tap, on the opposite side of the Crosstown Expressway, in South Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PMish.

Directions: Click here for a map.

From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa: Go south on I-275 for 1.8 miles. Take Exit 42 toward Howard Ave/Armenia Ave. Go left on N Armenia Ave for 1.4 miles. Go left on W Swan Ave for .1 miles. Go right on W Morrison Ave for about .1 miles and find the VFW on the right, just after the Crosstown Expressway.
 
From Wesley Chapel, to the North: Go south on I-75 to Exit 274. Merge onto I-275 for 17.6 miles. Take Exit 42 toward Howard Ave/Armenia Ave. Go left on N Armenia Ave for 1.4 miles. Go left on W Swann Ave for .1 miles. Go right on W Morrison Ave for about .1 miles and find the VFW on the right, just after the Crosstown Expressway.
 
From Riverview, to the Southeast: Go north on I-75 to Exit 256. Merge onto the Crosstown Expressway for 11.7 miles to Exit 4. Go left on S Willow Ave for .7 miles. Go right on W Morrison for .5 miles and find the VFW on the right
From Orlando, to the East: Go west on I-4 to I-275. Go south on I-275 for 1.8 miles. Take Exit 42 toward Howard Ave/Armenia Ave. Go left on N Armenia Ave for 1.4 miles. Go left on W Swan Ave for .1 miles. Go right on W Morrison Ave for about .1 miles and find the VFW on the right, just after the Crosstown Expressway.
 
From St Petersburg, to the West: Go north on I-275 to Exit 42. Go right on N Armenia for 1.4 miles. Go left on W Swann Ave for .1 miles. Go right on W Morrison Ave for about .1 miles and find the VFW on the right, just after the Crosstown Expressway.

Remarks: Wear something patriotic for Veteran's Day weekend.

Trail: Trail will be 4-5 miles with minimum shiggy. This will be a dog & stroller friendly hash mostly on cement.

Hares: FatBastard & WhineyBitch will be the hares.

On After: The on after will be at the VFW back at the start where the hares will be providing food for FREE!

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.