Hash Trash
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BlindPussy, SpicyDickSlapper, DiaperDasher & HanibalLeopard were the hares. WhineyBitch was the FRB, JustSamantha(Montgomery) was the FBI and F*ckleUp won the Brainless Award.

Dab

Holy cammied-toes; what a fantastic trail! Our live hares catered to every whim the super-sized pack could have wanted; deep dark shiggy, mountains to climb, forests from hell and water from the bowels of the earth to run through; right Rectal (Roommate)? Those wanks who made it to On- not sporting 169 pounds of dirt in their shoes, were short-cutting bastards! If the 6,900-foot drop on trail did not get you as it did HeadPlantVagina; surely the vines from Hell pulled your face directly to the ground in record speed! Thank you hares for rewarding wankers for climbing…and climbing….and climbing….while some of us dug a hole straight through to the other side of Dirt Mountain and never made it to the top due to lack of grip. At circle, Lepracock rescinded his question, “Casual, you’re wearing underwear?” as he brushed massive amounts of flora and fauna from his butt-crack.

Circle was a lot of fun, thank you pack for your enthusiastic participation; you wanks truly are a fun group! Thank you Beer Angels, you had your work cutout for you with a Wednesday pack size of over 50 wankers! Woohoo!!! As always, thank you Rectal  & Whiney for watching my backside and taking care of business behind the green door. GRC, you rock with your efforts of haring JRH3 hashes 40 times! Great effort on the toe tags, as we will now never forget getting dirty. Speaking of which, tonight might be a good night to practice putting my fist in my mouth now that I saw how to do it. WhineyBitch must have had a map as he put MamaFuckle’s panties on his shoulder and JustSam (M) is now sniffing the cotton crotch. I think I will have to bring my portable DVD player at the next hash so FuckleUp can watch The BFS, as he won the brainless again for not watching porn that he won in the hash raffle 69 months ago.

As always, it was a pleasure to be a member of a great kennel; thank you wankers for showing up and celebrating 235 years of USMC’s outstanding service to our country! JRH3 kennel solutes all Marines, past and present!

On-On!
Casual Friday

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
Of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Marine Corp Birthday Hash
Trail #613
Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

What: This "live" trail will be in honor of the US Marine Corps 235th birthday, which happens to fall on November 10th. The hares will given a 235 second head start. That's 3 minutes and 55 seconds.

Where: Meet in the open field, on the south side of the road at approximately 4516 W Richardson Ave, in South Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Directions: To get there from I-4 and I-275 in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 3.8 miles, left, or south on Dale Mabry for 5.7 miles, right on Interbay for 1.3 miles, left on Sparkman St for .5 miles, left on Richardson for .2 miles and find the open field on the right. Click here for a map.

Trail: Trail will be approximately 3.1 miles. There will be level 5-ish shiggy to deal with on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most brutal. There may be water that will have to forded, depending on your cunning and the tides. There will be a concrete jungle, sand and MUD! Turkey/eagle splits will be provided for the less adventurous who prefer not to get wet. Trail will not be stroller or dog friendly. Suggest you put you kid or your dog in your backpack. There will be a shot stop on top of Mt Suribachi (Famous for the picture of the raising of the American Flag during the Battle for Iwo Jima in WWII) which you will have to climb. There will be a Beer Stop at Tun Tavern where the Marine Corps was born back in 1775. (The name of the tavern originates from the name for a special kind of old English beer barrel called a tun, so the Marines like Hashers have a tradition founding in that golden nectar).

Remarks: Everyone should cammie up in your best military garb, get dirty, and celebrate the Marine Corps birthday. Make sure you have a flashlight on this trail as it will be in the shiggy and in the dark. Combination flashlight, glow stick & whistles are still available for sale from the JRH3 for $5. However, the supply is getting low.

Hares: BlindPussy, SpicyDickSlapper & DiaperDasher will be the hares.

On After:  The on after will be at the Wooden Door, located at 3675 S Westshore Blvd. Spicy has coordinated $5 pitchers, $3 any flavor vodka drinks, free Buffalo wings, free chips and salsa and free Cuban sandwiches , but only if we can guarantee them 30 people. So,  come on out and join us. Click here for a map.

Directions to the On After: To get there from the starting location, go left, or west, on Richardson Rd for .2 miles., right on Sparkman St for .5 miles, left on Interbay for .1 miles, right on West Shore for 3 miles and find the Wooden Door on the left. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.