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Dab's photos, Ft Lauderdale
Dab's photos, Cruise
Tight Lips' photos
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ake any photos during the hash cruise? If so, load them on Picasa and send us the link and we'll put it here.AccidentalAnal, AlwaysTheBull, AnalRose, Bang4UrBuck, BimboOnTheRun, BlondeAmbition, BrownNoser, CabooseIsLoose, CasualFriday, Chaptized, ClosetFag, CoinOperated, CumUnalVagina, Dabadoo, Drug'Em&Plug'Em, DudeThatGuy, Fart, FartConnor, FeelsUpScreams, GatorAteMyPenis, GayRodeoClown, GoatF*cker, GockelStumper, GooLiteSpecial, GreenVelvet, GutterBalls, Haley'sComet, HandBaggage, HardOnTheBeaver, HeadPlantVagina, Deck , HotLips, IBeSmart, InflateA-Date, JizzHands, JustBill, JustEthel, JustLaidZ, JustMarlane, JustMichelle, JustRalph, JustSue, MathSucks..., MayTheForeskinBeWithU, MetroNoSexual, NauticalGirl, OnAhead, ShipWrecktum, SkidMark, SleezeFrame, SwallowsForCharity, TaintTickler, TasteGreat, TightLips, WeaponOfAssDestruction, Wecko, WetDreams
Other Attendees
Key West, FL: F*ckleUp, from Tampa, Musick, TharSheBlows, and 3 other local harriettes that we never saw again, from Key West after we left the start, also attended. Special thanks to goes out to F*ckleUp who brought beer for us to the start and to HolyShirShirtWipe for prepositioning his jeep full of beer for us at the end.
Hares, Religious Advisors, Locations, Etc..
Saturday, 2/11/2011, Sea Club Resort, Ft Lauderdale, FL:
Pre-lube Hash: FartConner & CumUnalVagina were the hares. CasualFriday was the
RA. This was a separate hash for those who spend the night at the hash hotel.
Several local area hashers attended. F*ckleUp drove all the way from Tampa to
attend.
Sunday, 2/23/2011, Trail at Sea:
Dabadoo was the hare for this on board ship trail. GatorAteMyPenis was the RA.
Trail started in the 70s Lounge, had a beverage stop by the water slide and
ended back at the 70s Lounge.
Monday, 2/24/2011, Malory Square, Key West, FL:
GayRodeoClown & TightLips were the hares. CasualFriday was the RA. Part I was a
hash with a photo op at the southern most point in the US. The hash ended in an
open field next to the Coast Guard station on the western side of the island.
Immediately following the regular trail, part II of this hash was a loose pub
crawl laid by TharSheBlows that ended back at Malory Square, by the ship.
Tuesday, 2/25/2011: Trail at Sea: ShipWrecktum & MathSucks.. were the hares for this on board ship trail which started in the 70s lounge, had a beer stop at On Ahead & IBSmart's cabin and ended back at the 70s Lounge. GatorAteMyPenis was the RA. Earlier in the day GayRodeoClown ran a hash challenge where teams of hashers took digital photos of themselves partaking in various activities about the ship.
Wednesday, 2/26/2011: Cemetery Beach, GrandCayman, Cayman Islands: GRC, Chaptized & FeelsUpScreams were the hares. CasualFriday was the RA. This was an A to A trail that took us to Hell and back (Hell was the name of the town where we had the beer stop).
Thursday, 2/27/2011: Ocho Rios, Jamaica: Jamaica H3 hashers Maniac, MudDevil, PotHole, Pum'KinEater and TripleL were the hares. ShipWrecktum was the RA. Trail started at the entrance to the port where our ship was docked and ended at Dunn River Falls.
Friday, 2/28/1011: Trail at Sea: Trail Met at Scott's Piano Bar, had a beverage stop at GutterBalls & ClosetFag's cabin and ended at the Swing Time Bar. CasualFriday & HeadPlantVagina were the hares. ShipWrecktum was the RA. Earlier in the day GayRodeoClown conducted hash olympics at the 70s Bar.
Hare Blessings
Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 in Ft Liquor
Tale, FL
The hares have some of us in
pretty tu tus
I know one thing, there better be plenty of booze
We're in Ft Lauderdale pre-lubing here
Lets get on trail and drink more beer
So repeat after me:
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppers no stop us
Beach bums no rob us
tu tus no tear us
And wind no blow thru us
In the name of the flour
And the fun
And the holy run
On Out!
Casual Friday
Sunday, January 23rd, 2011
aboard ship at sea
Blessing misplaced
Dabadoo was the hare
Monday, January 24th, Key
West, FL
Blessing misplaced
GRC and Tight Lips were the hares
Tuesday, January 25th, 2011 aboard ship
at sea
Today's hares are Math Sucks and Ship Wrecktum
There's more buried treasure go on and get ya some
We're following trail again by post it note
Lets release the hares s e can walk the boat
Repeat after me;
Bless these
hares
Bless this trail
Old croanies no slow us
Over the rail wind no blow us
And small life raft no have to row us
In the name of the sticky notes
The fun
And the holy walking fake run
On out!
Casual Friday
Wednesday, January 26th, Grand Cayman,
Cayman Islands
We're hashing today at Cemetery Beach
Its a shame the beer is just out of reach
Chaptized, Just Erin & GRC are our hares
We're out here with little sleep, but who cares
I'm supposed to find something that rhymes with Gand Cayman
How about Amen, laymen, or wait I know what is it Brown Noser, Gay men
Repeat after me;
Bless these
hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no arrest us
Jail no keep us
Cayman bus no hit us
Jellyfish no sting us
And crapus no catch us
In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run
On out!
Casual Friday
Thursday, January 27th, Ocho
Rios, Jamaica
It is Thursday today and we're not done yet
There's more buried treasure for us to get
No flip flops today due to the phytokarst
Be careful while you climb, don't fall on your arse
Our Jamaican hares will show us the way
We're sure to have a kick ass trail today
So repeat after me;
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Rocks no trip us
Feet no slip us
Taxi drivers no rip us
In the name of the paper
The fun and the holy run
On out!
Casual Friday
Friday, January 28th, 2011, aboard ship at sea
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Dear Travel
Journal....
Hash Cruise #4, 2011:
Day 1: Crashed a bachelorette party with AlwaysTheBull in Ft.
Lauderdale...shit-hot!
Day 2: Safety drill and hash trail post-phoned due to ass-kicking by the Packers
on the Bears. Watched on Lido deck with cool hashers; can't get this shit at
home--Packers rule and I got a free dinner and drinks out of it. It's good to be
female.
Day 3: Key West rocked; found sparkly dick on trail...tried to give it away but
found it stuck on my purse; not that it's a bad thing. Life is good.
Day 4: Got roped into helping drunk wankers win the hash challenge; fuckers
never bought me a beer. Still looking for nekkid cowboy from itinerary. Woohoo!
Day 5: Gran Cayman day; nice workout swimming with the fish for 2 hours. Note to
self: relax lips around the snorkel, it's not a penis. Crawled on beach trail
with BrownNoser and JustRalph until TaintTickler wiggled his nekkid ass at us;
then we ran.
Day 6: Jamaica day; had no idea the shit-storm we were going to be put through;
I thought I was going to die so I laid down at the switch-back and thought about
it. Nobody cared, so I kept moving. Fucking GatorAteMyPenis thought he was cool
going down the slide at the park without paying for it. Good thing
NaughtyCallGirl is so hot, or we'd never put up with his scrawny ass anymore.
Day 7: Holy shit, am I dead yet, because my body is swollen-up like it might be.
Might have to pick up my drinking pace and skip hash games. I almost got
sodomized in circle; it might have been a good thing, and I guess I'll never
know what the pink stuff was that was all over my robe. I should probably ask
TheBull.
Day 8: Time to return home. We made good time until Taint poked his cranium up
from the old lady he was doing unspeakable things to, and realized he missed his
ride. The 4 of us turned around and drove back to the airport to pick his sorry
ass up...but not before we stopped for breakfast and watched Bull drink beers
with her pancakes. Taint got a nice beating and we taped up his ass for the
drive home.
Day 9: Holy fuck, am I really hashing again? God must love me.
Casual Friday
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Here are the quotes that I
wrote down from the cruise. Hopefully they will remind you of some things on
the cruise.
-This thing is too big for my mouth.
-I do not want to do anything stupid tonight... Like get drunk. (Individual
later passed out on toilet.)
-Do not touch me.... But yes I can touch you.
-That was just the highlight of my entire cruise. A midget grabbed her boobs and
talked to me.
-Accidentally Anal was first one in.
-Start Vacuuming!
-Would you make a hole for me?
-You cannot spell 'HARDCORE' without, "B-U-L-L"
-All great ideas come to us between twelve and twelve thirty am....in a hot tub.
-Question: Is that accidental anal?
Answer: No, it is intentional anal.
-Just to let you know, this ship gives free rides.
-Carnival lost your luggage and you have no underwear. Well you are not getting
fu(ked tonight.
-Does anyone have to urinate?
-Would. You stop looking up there? Those are for your sister's eyes only.
-Seven for seven! Seven for Seven!
-It is time for cougars.
-Trim the bush and the deck will look cleaner
-Shaving the bush makes the ear hair look bigger.
-I once reached in and pulled out extra credit.
The number one quote for the 2011 Hash Cruise.......
-That water is Vodka.
Halley's Comet
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Trails
Ocho Rios, Jamaica, Thursday, January 27th, 2011
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