Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #646
Bicycle Adventure Hash
Sunday, February 20th, 2011
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Hare Blessings

Ship Wrecktum and Head Plant Vagina will lead us today
Like road warriors on wheels of steel, we'll ride away!

Just Favio is riding Big Red so he's sure to pray
That his balls won't be handed to him on a tray.

Will Dab get lost this afternoon, or perhaps lead astray
Oh, who gives a shit, we've got beer, LET'S PLAY!

So repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail

Coppus no catch us
Flat tire no stop us
Bike seats no grind us
And face-plants no slow us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy bicycling run!


Casual Friday

Hash Trashes

HPV and Ship Wrecktun were the hares, Rectal Room Mate was the FRB, Fluffer was the FBI and Fat Bastard won the Brainless Award.


Wow, what a fantastic afternoon on the bikes yesterday! Thank you Head Plant and Ship for laying such a nice trail through Davis Island! You guys rock! Thank you to all wanks who showed up with bicycles and great enthusiasm! Thank you Fat Bastard for entertaining us with your bicycle dismount...I gave you a 9.2 on that; you would have received a higher score if your face was bloody. I am also happy to report that Just Favio called this morning and said his package is in good shape, despite Big Red's ball-busting capabilities. Congratulations to Just Kristin for obtaining an antonymic hashy new name; 'Shit Talker." Next time you see her, ask her about one of her pet-peeves. Also, thank you Shit Talker for bringing us two virgins, new tenderonies are always welcome! I also received a phone call from Rectal Roommate this morning, he's still flying from the crank he sniffed off the blacktop during circle. The highlight of the hash was when Fuckle Up called Ship during a beer stop to tell him he just got off of work and was wondering what Ship was up to. Since Fuckle wasn't there to receive the brainless award; we had to give it to Fat Bastard for breaking the handle off of his drinking vessel while dismounting his steely velocipede.

Thank you wanks for making the opening JRH3 bash season a success!

Casual Friday


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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #646
Bicycle Adventure Hash
Sunday, February 20th, 2011

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What: This is a bicycle hash (bash). Strongly suggest you ride a bicycle on this trail unless you are a very, very strong runner.

Where: Meet in the back parking lot of the Yeoman's Pub, located at 236 East Davis Blvd (on Davis Island), in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PM.

Directions: Click here for a map. To get there from I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, take Exit 45A towards downtown Tampa W. Follow signs onto Ashley St for about 1 mile. Go right on Kennedy for .3 miles. Go left on S Hyde Park for .5 miles. Take ramp onto t Davis Blvd for 1.1 mile and find the Yeoman's Pub on the right.

Hares: HPV & Ship Wrecktum will be the hares.

Religious Advisor: Casual Friday will be the RA.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers (plus $1 for optional shot stop).

On After: The on after will be at the Yeoman's Pub back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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