Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #650
Friday, March 4th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

We’re surrounded by dickheads, sandy vaginas and some yellow stuff
And rumor had it I’d show up in the buff.

It seems to be a hashy birthday week, and it’s not a lie
That ShipWrecktum said he’ll give Lepra the gift of a hairy brown eye

With trail mayhem galore and two hares we adore
Let’s go find cold beer and dawdle no more!

So repeat after me!

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no jail us
Cars no hit us
Muscle cramps no slow us
And bad trails no screw us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy birthday run


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(s)

Lepracock & Bed & Bucfest were the hare, ChoiceOfA-NewPenetration & GrittyKitty were the FRB & the FBI and CasualFriday won the Brainless Award.


Wow, I'd like to thank the entire pack and hares last night for such a great time; you wanks kept me laughing all night long! I love a pack in good spirits and wankers who are great sports! Thank you hares for all your effort on and off trail!

I woke up this morning thinking that I've learned a few things:

1. Eiffel Towers can happen at any time.
2. .69 pounds of flour won't cover a 169 mile trail.
3. Never drop your drinking vessel just after peeing for 69 minutes.
4. Passing off hockey pucks as jell-o shotz is just wrong.
5. "Running a little behind" can mean more than one thing.
6. DFL ain't bad if there's a little shopping included on trail.

On-On Wanks!
Casual Friday

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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #650
Lepracock's & Bed & BucFest's
hank Gispert Its Friday Birthday Hash
Friday, March 4th, 2011
Come Dressed As Your Hash Name!


Meet: Meet behind the closed down Wendy’s, located at 8717 N Dale Mabry, in Tampa, FL. Its next to the World of Rugs.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Directions: Click here for a map.

Hares: Bed&BuckFest & Lepracock will be the hares.

Trail: This will be about a 3 mile, stroller and dog friendly trail, with very light shiggy. Still, bring flashlights as there are areas that will be pretty dark. There will be a beer stop and a shot stop. Yay beer and shots!!!!!

Theme: Come dressed as your hash name. For example, Lepracock will be in green with some sort of dildo attached to his head (who said head?).

Religious Advisor: Casual Friday.

On Sec: Rectal Room Mate.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Goodtime Charlie’s, located at 4030 W Waters Ave where they will have food /drink specials and Karaoke starting at 9:00 PM. To get there from the starting location, go left, or south on Dale Mabry for .4 miles, right, or west on Waters for .3 miles and find Good Time Charlie's on the left. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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