Jolly Roger H3
 of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
 Run #657
Wednesday, March 30th, 2011
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Hare Blessing
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TraiterAte and Fuckle-Up bring us tonight’s trail
Gator still thinks he’s slick, though he’s long since bailed.

He needs to die, and he doesn’t understand why
That it’s really because he took away our favorite harriette pie

With Nauti gone, and our hashing hearts still blue
Let’s do our best to snare a butt-chug from these two

So repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no catch us
Bad weather no affect us
Bug bites no collect us
Bad trail no misdirect us
And cold beer in our mugs no neglect us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

Hares away!

Casual Friday
 
Hash Trash(s)
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F*ckleUp and GatorAteMyPenis were the hares. CrotchOnTheRocks was the FRB and the FBI. The hares won the Brainless Award.

Dab

Hey Wanks!

A huge thank you and shout out to all you wanks who braved the moist weather to participate in the hash last night! You made an otherwise rainy night, great fun! Thank you Dab for making it happen with awesome multitasking ability; GM-ing, Beer Meistering, Hash Cashing and Beer van driving. Thanks also for efforts from the live hares, GatorAte My Penis and Fuckle-up, to Rectal for his mad On-Sec and Beer Angeling skills, and to those who helped raise and collapse the shelter. YOU GUYS ROCK!

Thoughts while on my back (again)….

1. Most of us look sexier when wet

2. Shelter wanks are wienies

3. An umbrella keeps the beer from watering-down

4. Mama Fuckle has HOT boulder holders

5. Diaper Dasher is still a good sport

6. Hariettes need to touch me more often

7. Looping trail on purpose guarantees you a chug out of the skull

8. Rectal’s hijacking skills suck

9. Listen and observe closely, 2 Just Jacks are due a naming soon (naming possibilities are endless!)

10. Why am I not in the bathroom when shit goes down?

ON-ON!
Casual Friday


 
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Trail Directions & Info

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011
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Where: Meet near the Hooters, located at 4215 W Hillsborough Ave, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM sharp!

Directions: Click here for a map. From I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 3.6 miles. Go north/east on Dale Mabry for 2.6 miles. Go left on Hillsborough for .6 miles and find Hooters on the right.

Hares: F*ckleUp & GatorAteMyPenis will be the hares.

Trail: This will probably be a live trail. Trail should be about 3 miles. There will be a walk around for dog/stroller friendliness.

Religious Advisor: CasualFriday will be the RA.

On Sec: Rectal Room Mate will be the On Sec.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Hooters, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.



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