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On out
Ship Wrecktum
Hash Trash(es)
Casual Friday and May The Girth Be With You were the hares, Lepracock was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and JustJack(Ho), now "Spicy Dick Slapper" won the brainless award.
Dab
Holy camel toe,
what a riot of a bash yesterday! I want to thank all wankers who shared their
Sunday with the JRH3 pack and I want to especially thank those wanks who loaned
out bikes so bikeless hashers could participate; you guys rock! Thank you Dab
for making it all happen, huge thanks to Ship, Girth and Shitz for being the
travelling beer stop mules, and thanks to I-Deception for beer angeling for us!
Thank you HPV for on-sec-ing, and thank you Spread Cheeks for being a good
hasher and a great sport! Thanks to Ship Wrecktum for keeping us on track
through our laughter, and most of all, special thanks to my co-hare, Girth, for
putting up with my anal neurosis and making me laugh during our 3-hour cyclist
Intel training (pre-lay) of the Wilderness Park.
More Intel picked up during trail…
The pack gets irate when the adult beverage mules ride by the beer stop at top
speed.
Sand traps, bicycles and wankers add up to superb entertainment!
Trail gets longer for those who abandon their bike in the sand.
Show-offs are usually the first to face-plant.
I heard tight pants are the next-best-thing to wearing cycling shorts.
I know a harrier who wore tight shorts and now has swollen balls.
Harriers will abandon trail for roller-whores.
I know one harrier who roller-whores want nothing to do with.
I always seem to be C-blocked when a civilian hot-guy jogs by.
How did we ever get through dating without Microsoft Excel?
Wankers get real quiet when they’re exhausted.
…another successful shitty trail brought to you by May the Girth Be With You and
Casual Friday!
On-On!
Casual Friday
Trails
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #667
Where: Meet in the south parking area for the Morris Bridge Wilderness Park across the street from the boat launching area. Its on the right/south side of Morris Bridge Road. An approximate "fictitious" address that works is 13519 Morris Bridge Rd, Thonotosassa, FL. Once there turn right into the parking area and look for hashers. Or, you can use Google Map coordinates 28.096881,-82.312986 to find the exact location.
When:
Meet at 3:00 PM, on trail at 4:00 PM.Directions: Click
here for a map. From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go west on I-4, north on I-75, right or east on Fletcher/Morris Bridge Road for 3.4 and find the parking area on the right/south side of Morris Bridge Rd.Trail:
This is an A to B off road trail. Mountain bikes are recommended, but hybrids will get you through. A road bike will not make it. There will be turkey/eagle splits for less technical options on trail. Remarks: BRING BUG SPRAY and SUN BLOCK! Its that time of year again.Hares:
Casual Friday & May The Girth Be With You will be the hares.Suggested Donation:
Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers. Plus it cost $2 to park there, which you will need to pay directly to the park.On After:
The on after will be at Gator's Dockside, located at 5840 E Fowler Ave, Tampa, FL. To get there from the starting location, go west on Morris Bridge Rd, which eventually becomes Fletcher for 3.8 miles Go south on I-75 for .6 miles to Exit 265. Go west on Fowler for 2.6 miles and find Gator's on the right. Click here for a map.Phone Number:
For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.Next JRH3 Hash: The next Jolly Roger H3 hash will be on Wednesday, May 4th. This will be the Cindo De Drinko Hash. Click
here for complete information.
