Jolly Roger H3
 of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
 Trail #668
Cinco De Drinko Mayo Eve Hash
 Sunday, May 1st, 2011
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Hare Blessing
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HeadPlant and Rash are the hares for Cinco De Drinko
I hope they scouted well so trail does not stink-o

Some are here not for the beer, but for the FRB chain
Though I think I would rather suffer 69 days of rectal pain

So take the beads from your butt and get it in gear
Stay thirsty my friends, it is that time of year!

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Policia no detect us
El Caminos de velocidad no affect us
Falso rastro no redirect us
And fria cervesas no neglect us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

ON-OUT!
Casual Friday
 
Hash Trash(es)

Rash4Days & HPV were the hares, Spicy Dick Slapper was the FRB, Fuller was the FBI and Casual Friday won the brainless award.

Dab

Hey! Nice turn out for the Cinco De Drinko Wednesday night! What a riot!  I want to thank all 44 wanks who showed up to share their school night with the JRH3 kennel, you guys rock! The hares put in a lot of effort for the pack, which is greatly appreciated and I also want to thank all those harriers who waited for me at the WOC! As always, thanks to Dab for making all this nutty stuff happen every week, and thanks to Whiney who had his work cut out for him. The lovely beer angels had their work cut out for them too, thank you Angels, for keeping on top of things in the crazy circle.

Allow me to share a few hind-sight thoughts...
Frito Bandito wears overalls from Walmart.
Blue facial hair on harriettes is hot.
A guitar and sombrero from Big Lots will get you hot digits.
To fly under the radar or tell civilians we’re running for beer…that is the question.
Which is more fun, a wrapped or unwrapped blowjob…that is another question.
Someone’s horns grew while she was gone too long.
Someone’s nose grew while she grew a mustache.
Sweet Cheeks and Spread Spread Cheeks can mean the same thing.
It only takes a half-mind to herd cats in heat.
Frito Bandito took a facial t-bagging, I love it!
Life is good, my wanking friends, thank to all of you for sharing yours!

On-On!
Casual Friday


 
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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Run #668
 Cinco De Drinko Mayo Eve Hash
Wednesday, May 4th, 2011
 (If hyperlinks do not work go to ( http://www.jollyrogerh3.com/2011_05_04_Directions.htm ) for an online copy of this info.)

Where: Meet in parking lot of Pin Chasers Bowling Alley, located at 4847 N. Armenia Ave, Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: Click here for a map. To get there from I-4 and I-275, go north on I-275 for 2.3 miles to Exit 47B. Go left, or west, Hillsborough Ave for 2.1 miles. Go left on N Armenia for .4 miles and find the El Rincon Restaurant on the left.

Hares: Rash4Days & HPV will be the hares.

On After: The on after will be at the El Rincon Restaurant, located at 4907 N Armenia, which is two doors down from the start. To get there from the start, go north on Armenia for 358 ft and find the El Rincon on the right. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

Printable Copy: Click here for a black & white printable copy of this information.

Next JRH3 Hash: The next Jolly Roger H3 hash will be on Saturday, May 7th. This will be the Tourist Hash & Phuck Pocket's Birthday Hash. Click here for complete information.



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