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Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Black & White Hash
Trail #679
Saturday, June 4th, 2011
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Hare Blessing
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We’re supposed to be here tonight in shorty-shorts and knee socks
Harriers should feel free to dangle a spare anklet on their cocks

I hear tube tops and halters aren’t on the requested costume list
If Rectal Roommate were here, he sure as hell would be pissed

U-Drive and Phuk Pocket will show us the way despite
Being the 2 slowest walkers on trail; oh this might take all night

So repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no slow us
Cocks with socks no delay us
Shorty-short chafing no stop us
And beer van no betray us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

ON-OUT!

Casual Friday

Hash Trash(es)

U-Drive & Phuck Pocket were the hares, Motherload was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and the U-Drive won the Brainless Award.

Dab

Thank you wanks for sharing your Saturday with the JRH3 kennel! We were blessed with fantastic Florida weather for a challenging trail in South Tampa. Thank you Udrive and PhukPocket for your haring effort, and to Dab for all of his multiple tasking! Beer Angels, you're the best, and kudos to Fuckle, Ship and HPV for keeping a handle on the drunken masses!

Who knew....

· A 4-mile trail was merely a suggestion.

· A hug for Taint would turn into a double-banger.

· All beer stop photos would be of only walkers.

· There was never question that the hares would not get the brainless award.

· A wiener dog can successfully 69 another gigantic canine.

· Wanks would go wild for a non-alcoholic beverage.

· There would be some Pringles left.

Wanks, you all ROCK! Keep up the enthusiasm and I'll see you next JRH3 hash!

ON-ON!
Casual Friday
JRH3 RA

Trails

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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Black & White Hash
Saturday, June 4th, 2011
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Theme: Wear all white or black shirts (can have writing on it) and all white or black short shorts or long shorts in any combination with tall black or white knee socks and we want to get some cool group pictures.

Hash Raffle: Yes! There will be a hash raffle. Please bring anything you want to put into the hash raffle (especially the porn DVDs you previously won and watched).

Where: Meet on the top floor of the Publix Greenwise Market parking lot, located at 2401 W Azeele St, Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 5:00 PM, on trail at 6:00 PM.

Directions: Click here for a map. To get there from I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 2.2 miles to Exit 42. Go left on Armenia for 1.1 miles. Go left on Azeele for .1 mile, left on Moody and make an immediate left into the Publix Greenwise Market parking garage and proceed to the top floor.

Trail: Expect at 4+ mile trail with little to no shiggy.

On After: The on after will be at the So Ho Tavern, located at 2221 W Platt St, in Tampa, FL where there will be food and drinks specials. To get there from the starting location, go left on Moody for .1 mile when you depart the parking garage, right on W Platt for .1 mile and find the So Ho Tavern on the left. Suggest you just leave your vehicle parked in the Publix garage and walk to the on after. Click here for a map.

Hares: U-Drive & Phuck Pocket will be the hares.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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