Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #685
Bicycle Adventure Hash
Sunday, June 26th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

The day may be rainy
The day may be gloomy
But that's OK 'cause we are all a bit loony

CF and Leper are the hares
Where they take us no one really cares

We'll hop on the bikes, kick in the gears
But all we are looking for is the beer nears

So repeat after me:

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Tires us no flatus
CO2 no run us out us
Lightning no strike us

In the name of the flower
The fun
And the holy ball breaking seat

On out!

Ship Wrecktum

Hash Trash(es)

CasualFriday & Lepracock were the hares, HPV was the FRB, Swamp Ass was the FBI and HPV won the Brainless Award.

Big thanks to all wanks who showed up to bash from Big Foot on the River yesterday! The weather turned out beautiful and I know everybody had a great time! I would like to thank my co-hare, Lepracock for all of his efforts...we got all thumbs up Lepra! Yeehaaa! Urine Trouble endured Big Red's challenge and collected her special toe tag and sore legs...welcome to the force of the "Elite Big Red Riders" UT! Our elite force is growing! Thanks to all wanks who pitched for on-sec duty and thank you to Team Bromance for RAing the afternoon. I would also like to thank all wanks who tipped the Master Grill Chef, it was much appreciated. YOU GUYS ROCK!


1. What unlikely wanker got the FRB chain?
2. What unlikely wanker blew through a Ladies' check in order to obtain the chain?
3. What wanker made us all think he was going to ride his bike to the bash like a stud, but actually drove 2 miles to start instead?
4. What wanker made a date with a 70-year old Big Foot bar patron?
5. What wanker proved to be "Mrs. MacGyver"?
6. What wanker wore his FBI chain like a chain of pearls?
7. What wanker received one of the longest BJs in JRH3 history?
8. What wankers received all thumbs up for trail?
9. What wank has already viewed his Mystery Pron 69 times already?
10. What wank stood quietly in the background hoping nobody would notice him eating all the cheese balls?

1.Headplant Vagina 2.Headplant Vagina 3.Headplant Vagina 4.Swedey Gonzales 5. Casual Friday 6. Swedey Gonzales 7. Just Emilee 8. Team Casual-Cock 9. Just Nick 10. May The Girth Be With You

Casual Friday


Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #685
Bicycle Adventure Hash
Hash Raffle
Sunday, June 26th, 2011
(If the links do not work in this email suggest you view this info online at the site below.)

Theme: This is a bicycle adventure hash with the on after at a biker bar. Suggest you ride a bicycle on this trail unless you are a really fast runner. Any kind of bicycle will do as its street bike friendly.  And YES, there will be a hash raffle! So feel free to bring things to donate to it.

Where: Meet at the Big Foot On The River Bar, located at 7201 N 40th St, in Tampa, FL..

When: Meet at 2 PM, off at 3 PM.

Directions: To get there from I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for about 1.6 miles to Exit 47A. Go right, or east on E Hillsborough Ave for 2.4 miles, left, or north onto N 40th St for 1.3 and find the Big Foot On The River on the right. Click here for a map.

Hare: Casual Friday & Lepracock will be the hares.

Remarks: We need a volunteer to drive the beer truck.

Suggested Donations: Suggest $8 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers (the bar is providing our beer, but bottles of water will be provided by the JRH3).

On After: The on after will be at the Big Foot On The River Bar, located back at the start where there will be FREE food. However, don't forget to tip the cook! And, its CASH ONLY at this bar, so don't forget to bring some if you plan on attending.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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