Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #687
Independence Day Weekend Beach Hash
Saturday, July 2nd, 2011
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Hare Blessing

Holy moly, it is Cow Fluffer's virgin lay today
I thought before I saw this, I'd be old and grey

With water on trail, the hares can't go wrong
Unless Taint Tickler is sporting a red, white and blue thong

With Udrive and Triple D to show Fluffer the ropes
We'll get beer and shots, keep those high hopes

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Water no drown us
Bull Dogs no find us
Heat no stroke us
Rain no melt us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(es)

 U-Drive, Fluffer & Call Triple D will be the hares, Metro No Sexual was the FRB, Just Emilly(Seda) was the FBI and Will Sing 4 Head won the Brainless Award.


Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #687
Independence Day Weekend Beach Hash
Saturday, July 2nd, 2011

Theme: Wear your best Red, White and Blue and I Love America outfits. A bathing suit underneath may come in handy…….hint…hint! Are you ready for the Jolly Roger Independence Day Weekend Beach Hash? A boat did you ask for?  Well, Accidental Anal will be providing his for our drinking pleasure.  Swimming in the gulf?  Well, yes! You will get wet so dress accordingly. Life preservers allowed, and if you DON’T want to swim, let us know and we will make other arrangements for you.

Where: Meet at Eagan Park, in the parking area just south of the baseball fields, located at approximately 9219 Captiva Cir, St Pete Beach, FL. Click here for a map.

When: Meet at 1:00 PM, on off at 2:00 PM.

Directions: To get there from I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 24.1 miles to Exit 19. Go right on 22nd Ave S, which becomes Gulfport Blvd S for 3.9 miles. Go left on Pasadena Ave S, which becomes Corey Causeway and then 75th Ave for 1.5  miles. Go right on Blind Pass for .9 miles and turn right onto Captiva Cir and look for the overflow parking on the right. Click here for a map.

Hares: U-Drive, Fluffer & Call Triple D will be the hares.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at the Sloppy Pelican, located at 677 75th Ave, in St Pete Beach, FL where they will be giving us $2 domestic & $3 import beer along with some TBD food specials.  To get there from the starting location, go left on Blind Pass Rd for .9 miles, left on 76th Ave for .2 miles, left on Conquina Way and then make an immediate right onto 76th Ave and find the Sloppy Pelican on the right.

Overnight Parking: The parking area at the start is not for overnight parking! So do not plan on leaving them there overnight!  Designated numbered parking is available over night across the street at 9050 Blind Pass Road a the Parkside Condominiums if you will be renting crash space from U-Drive.

Crash Space: There is a couch available for $25 a night, floor space for $20 a night and there is also room for 4 small 2-3 man tents in the backyard at $25 per night. Space is available on Fri, Sat and/or Sun nights. However, there is a limited amount of space available.  Contact U-Drive, in advance, at 813-523-8846 by phone or text, or by email at if interested.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

Next JRH3 Hash: The next JRH3 hash will be a special "extra credit" hash on Monday, July 4th. Team Wrecktum-Slapper will be the hares. For more information go to .

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