Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #690
Bikes & Bikinis Bicycle Adventure Hash
Sunday, July 10th, 2011
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Hare Blessing
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Casual Friday is today's hare
A bikini she will wear

The crack of her ass we will stare
And if we say a little prayer
And the hashing gods are fair
She'll get a tear down there
That will bare her derriere to the air

Repeat after me;

Sun-us no bake-us
Rain-us no soak-us
Bike-us no flip-us
And Taint-us no Tickle-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy ride|
On-Out

F*ckle Up


 
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Hash Trash(es)
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Casual Friday was the hare, HPV was the FRB, Immaculate Deception was the FBI and Cow Fluffer and Quarter After were the Brainless Award winners.

 Dab


Hey wanks! Sunday’s bicycle hash (bash) was one of THE funniest hashes I have been to in a while! Huge thanks to every single wanker who showed up to share his/her Sunday with the JRH3 bunch—YOU GUYS ROCK! Many Kudos to Taint for beer meistering us, raffling us off, and turning us into competitors… Thank you Urine Trouble for beer angeling the masses, we truly appreciate your proactive sense of duty! Fuckle Up, thank you for RAing the front half and for your creative blessing of the hare.

 

10 Lessons Learned  10 Reasons Why
1. Big Red does not like an air mattress on her seat. 1. Big Red will deflate the air mattress for you.
2. Do not trust Taint with a beer stop. 2. Taint will hide to make you search for the beverages.
3. Do not trust Taint to judge a CT competition 3. A male will win the camel toe competition every time.
4. Some wanks aren't the brightest bulb in the box. 4. Two wanks who participated in TBH3 hash on Saturday followed Saturday’s trail on  Sunday during the JRH3 bash…without feeling an ounce of déjà-vu.
5. Just Kaz is doomed.
 
5. He will continue to sport girls’ bikinis through his teenage years without hesitation…like father, like son.
6. Hotdogs aren’t just for kids. 6. Never seen a pack of wankers have so much fun with a raw wiener.
7. Never trust competitive wanks. 7. They can't keep the weiner out of their mouths before game time.
8. The raffle is all about the Raffle Meister. 8. Every raffle task involved Taint Tickler.
9. Never have chairs within 69 yards of circle. 9. Auto hashers will feel the need to sit down in circle due to car seat exhaustion.
10. Consider yourself lucky if you did not win a raffle item. 10. A bunch of harriers squeaked-out of having to kiss Taint Tickler.


Trails

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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #690
Bikes & Bikinis
Bicycle
Adventure Hash
Sunday, July 10th, 2011
 

Theme: Where your bikini on trail while riding a bicycle on this bicycle hash (Bash).

Where: Meet in the front yard of the home located at 6795 Gulf Winds Dr, in St Pete Beach, FL and park on the side of the street. This a private residence of a friend of the hare.

When: Meet at 2 off at 3 PM.

Directions: To get there from I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 24.1 miles to Exit 19. Go right, or west on 22nd Ave S for 1.3 miles. Continue on Gulf Port Blvd S for 2.6 miles. Go left on Pasadena Ave S for .9 miles. Continue on Corey Causeway for .3 miles. Continue on 75th for .2 miles. Continue left onto Boca Ciega  Dr for .2 miles. Go right to stay on Boca Ciega Dr, which becomes Gulf Winds Dr for .1 miles and find the starting location on the left. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be an all road bike-friendly trail!

Hare: Casual Friday will be the hare.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Woody's, located at 7308 Sunset Way wher it will be cash only.  To get there from the starting location, go right, or north on Gulfwinds Dr for .1 miles, left on 70th St for .3 miles, right on Sunset Way for .3 miles and find Woody's on the left. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Next JRH3 Hash: The next JRH3 hash will be on Wednesday, July 13th. Go to www.jollyrogerh3.com for details.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.



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