Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #692
Tampa Yankees Baseball Hash
day, July 16th, 201

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Hare Blessing

Urine Trouble is helping Headplant out
We'll have a fun trail today, I have no doubt

Some wanks are here to run, some to watch the ball game
If the Tampa Yankees lose today, we'll have hares to blame

We'll have beer and shot stops, what could go wrong
Unless Headplant face-plants and breaks his schlong

Repeat after me;

Bless these hares
Bless this trail

Coppus no catch us
Rain no delay us
Beer van no betray us
Yankees no disappoint us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

Casual Friday

Hash Trash(es)

HPV & Urine Special were the hares, Where's My Goat was the FRB, Quarter After was the FBI and Urine Special won the Brainless Award.


Saturday’s trail was way-cool in Al Lopez park! Thank you Headplant Vagina and Urine Trouble for laying a fun trail! While the beer stop was challenging, great fun was had by the pack. Thank you to all those who offered up stuff for the JRH3 Hash Raffle, damn if those hooker shoes weren’t too small for my gigantic feet! Rats! Thank you to Just Emilee and Urine Trouble for your excellent beer angeling skills, thank you Ship for RA-ing the beginning of circle, and thanks to Ship for On-Sec-ing the circle, you guys rock! Huge thanks to Dab for BM-ing (snicker!), hash cashing, hash flashing (ahhh!) and GM-ing—we appreciate the opportunity to entertain you week after week for all of your efforts!

Thank you to all wanks who showed up to share your Saturday with the Jolly Roger kennel; allow me ask how much were you paying attention while sucking down the Ho-made moonshine shotz?

Where you paying attention?

1. Who got new hooker shoes from the raffle?

2. Who stole a chair from an old woman on trail?

3. Who got smothered by a slut?

4. Who knows what to do with a fat tapered candle?

5. Who wore furry boots and marshmallows on is jaw?

6. Who mixed super-strong shotz?

7. Who got blown?

8. Who walked around the ballpark aimlessly wearing his/her hotdog condoms in his/her crotch?

9. Who walked around Dale Mabry aimlessly?

10. Who took advantage of an opportunity for a 4-some?

1. Twattermellon 2. Spreadcheeks 3. Urine Trouble 4. Dabadoo 5. Spreadcheeks 6. Headplant Vagina 7. Gag Me Again 8. Casual Friday 9. Urine Trouble 10. Spreadcheeks, Headplant Vagina, Urine Trouble, Casual Friday

Casual Friday


Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #692
Tampa Yankees Baseball Hash
Saturday, July 16th, 2011

What: Come hash with us and then go to a Tampa Yankees Baseball game (Triple A Team).

Where: Meet at Al Lopez Park, located at 4810 N Himes Ave, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 2 PM, on trail at 3 PM.

Directions: To get there from I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 3 miles to Exit 41B, north on N Dale Mabry for 1.8 miles, right on Dr Martin Luther King for .3 miles, left on N Himes for .6 miles and find Al Lopez Park on the left. Click here for a map.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Hares: HPV & Urine Trouble will be the hares.

On After: The on after will at George M. Steinbrenner Field, to watch the Tampa Yankees play, which starts at 6 PM. Steinbrenner Field is located 3802 W Dr. Martin Luther King Blvd . To get there from the starting location, go right on N Himes for .5 miles, right on W Dr Martin Luther King for .4 miles and find the Steinbrenner Field on the left. Click here for a map.

RSVP: Please send an RSVP to NLT Wednesday, July 13th indicating if you will be doing trail and if you will be attending the baseball game with us. Tickets are $11 each and includes some food and beverage. No advanced tickets are being purchased. Everyone should just plan to meet outside the stadium by the ticket line and we'll all purchase tickets together as a group. See the hares for details.

Who's Coming So Far: Click here to see who's coming so far.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hairline: Click here to view it.

Next JRH3 Hash: The next JRH3 hash will be on Wednesday, July 20th. For more information, go to

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