Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #694
Paddling Adventure Hash
ay, July 24th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

Its time to hop in your boat and hope it floats

For CF and SC have us on the river
He thought he could make her quiver

But then he saw a gator
So he said he would try later

So repeat after me

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Sun us no
stroke us
Beer us no get warm on us
Gator please don't eat us

In the name of the floggers tape
The Fun
And the holy paddle

On Out!

Ship Wrecktum

Hash Trash(es)

Casual Friday & Spread Cheeks were the hares, Cow Fluffer was the FBR, Will Sing 4 Head was the FBI and Morning Wood won the Brainless Award.


Hey wanks, I want to thank all of you who made it out to join Spreadcheeks and myself in paddling shenanigans and mayhem Sunday, July 24! What a fun Pash! I want to congratulate Spreadcheeks for his successful virgin hare, he has set the bar high for other wanks to follow suit. I want to give kudos to Just Laura for showing up to paddle in her body armor and big thanks to Just Nick for being such a good sport on my check change-ups! Thanks also go to Ship Wrecktum and Fuckle-Up for RAing, and we all appreciate Swamp-Ass’ On-sec efforts. All those who volunteered Beer Angle duty, thank you for your tireless efforts! Most importantly, I would like to once again, mention Dab’s never-ending support of keeping our kennel organized so we can continue to be a kennel that others love to visit! Thank you Shitty Name, for providing the opportunity to leave our mark on Big Foot’s gazebo, women’s bathroom, outdoor deck and the front door (and Coyote Express)--we now have a new hash bar! Thank you Golden Receiver for entertaining the pack, and thank you Just Emilee, for waiting yet another hash day to get your naming! YOU GUYS ROCK!

Okay hash fans, it is quiz time…

1. Who was locked-out of his/her car AGAIN?

2. Who needs lessons on commandeering defense?

3. Who needs lessons on commandeering?

4. A “Ring Girl” is the common name for a woman who enters the ring between rounds of a combat sport event such as boxing, kickboxing, or ___?

5. What is the name of the Jolly Roger H3’s new hash bar?

6. Who had the biggest blow-up toy I have seen in a while?

7. Who sports a new on-on sticker on his/her vehicle?

8. Who was the engine for the “Coyote Express”?

9. Who kicked back while the pretty girl in the front did all the work?

10. Who whined about five donated bottles of champagne not being enough for him, while too drunk to stage a mutiny for the sixth bottle?

1.Golden Receiver, 2.Morning Wood, 3.Shitty Name & Golden Receiver, 4.Pashing, 5.Big Foot on the River, 6.Pixel Dick, 7.Tip-over
Timmay, 8.Spreadcheeks, 9.Just Paul, 10.Headplant Vagina

Casual Friday...


Reserved for only the best of trails to be used as an example. If yours isn't here, maybe it because you didn't send us a copy of it. Yea, that's probably it. Either that or else it was just another Shi-tty-trail, shitty trail, shitty trail. The MFs laid a shitty trail! I would rather drink a beer than do your shity trail. Shi-tty-trail.

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #694
Paddling Adventure Hash
Sunday, July 24th, 2011

What: This is a Paddling hash. Trail will be conducted in kayaks or canoes. Kayaks are recommended.

Where: Meet in the rear parking lot for Big Foot On The River Bar, located at 7201 N 40th St, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 12 noon, launch at 1:00 PM.

Directions: To get there from I-4 & I-275, in Central Tampa, go north on I-275 for about 1.6 miles to Exit 47A. Go right, or east on E Hillsborough Ave for 2.4 miles, left, or north onto N 40th St for 1.3 and find the Big Foot On The River on the right. Click here for a map.

Hare: Casual Friday & Spread Cheeks will be the hares.

Remarks: Suggest you bring a tiny cooler along with you in your boat to keep beverages cold. Beverages and ice will be available from the beer truck just before we launch.

Raffle: Yes! There will be a raffle. So bring all your trash. One person’s trash is another person’s treasure.

Suggested Donations: $8 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers. Both the circle at the start and the end will be supported by pitchers purchased from the bar.

On After: The on after will be at the Big Foot On The River Bar, located back at the start where there will be FREE food. However, don't forget to tip the cook! And, its CASH ONLY at this bar, so don't forget to bring some if you plan on attending.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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