Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #700
Save The Ta Ta's Fund Raiser
ay, August 12th, 2011
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Hare Blessing

It is the Jolly Roger H3 700th hash tonight
And pirates we Aarrrrrr, we'll last all night

Triple D and Just Jason have some trail fun in store
We’ll drink beer and screw off, and then do it some more

In James Bond fashion we will run tonight’s trail
And if May The Girth Be With You would've beem here he'd have gotten some tail

Repeat after me
Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Coppus no stop us
WOC no lack us
Sex on trail no delay us
And men in bow ties no lose us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


Casual Friday

Hash Trash(es)

Call Triple D & Just Jason were the hares, Diaper Dasher was the FBR, Just Emilee (Seda) was the FBI and Diaper Dasher won the Brainless Award.


We want to thank all wanks in attendance of the JRH3 700th hash last night; We hope everybody had a fantastic time! As always, special thanks go out to Bull, she knows why. We want to thank all of JRH3 mismanagement, past and present, who helped the kennel to its 700th hash, as we are stronger than ever due to your enthusiasm and volunteering efforts. Huge kudos to the hares, Call Triple D and Just Jason for taking the time and effort to set trail for a large pack to enjoy, YOU TWO ROCK! We also want to thank those who helped On-Sec, Beer Angel, Beer Van Drive, and most of all, Dab. Without his hash floundering experience and multi-tasking skills, we wouldn't have so much fun twice a week, every week! Rock on!

Time to play, were you paying attention?

1. Who was ravishing in red?

2. Who rocked-out the black dress like a true Bond Girl?

3. Who scared civilians in the liquor store?

4. Who had stupendous aim with a squirt gun?

5. Who ran to Land O Lakes?

6. Who needed help cleansing?

7. Who drank for skipping the theme of the JRH3 700 hash?

8. Who missed the 700th JRH3 hash due to injuries?

9. Who likes mini-cupcakes?

10. Who rocked the jumping jacks on trail?

11. Who was the center of attention at a busy intersection?

12. Who is afraid of BIG gators?

13. Who is the next James Bond Girl?


1. Call Triple D

2. Taxidermiphiliac

3. Always the Bull, Casual Friday, Diaper Dasher

4. Shit Talker

5. Taxidermiphiliac

6. Sweedy Gonzales

7. 95% of pack, WTF?

8. May the Girth Be With You, Metawhorical Sunshine, Taint Tickler

9. The pack, when one cupcake is eaten by 2 virgin harriettes

10. Always the Bull, Headplant Vagina, Bed & Buckfest

11. Always the Bull, of course!

12. Always the Bull

13. it is a tie between Rectal Roommate and Taxidermiphiliac

Have a great weekend wanks!

Casual Friday



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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #700 &
Help Save The Ta Ta's Fund Raiser
RSVP And Get A "Personalized" Toe Tag
Friday, August 12th, 2011

What: Come help us celebrate our 700th trail & make a donation to the Breast Cancer Research. There will be a "personalized" toe tag for those who RSVP. But don't wait until the Friday and then expect one. RSVP early!

Where: Meet behind the Sweetbay Supermarket, located at 4519 Gunn Hwy, in Tampa, FL .

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PMish.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go north on I-275, left or west on Busch, which becomes Gunn Hwy upon crossing Dale Mabry, for 4.3 miles and find the Sweetbay on the right. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be pre-set, dead hare 2-3 mile trail with a beer stop and a shot stop.

Donation: Suggest $8 for drinkers and $4 for non-drinkers. None of this goes to the fund raiser.

Hares: Call Triple D & Just Jason will be the hares.

Help Save The Ta Ta's Fund Raiser: Click here for complete information. For more information on this fund raiser contact F*ckle Up at .

On After: The on after will be at the In The Zone Bar & Grill, located back at the start, where they will have KAROAKE!

RSVP: Let us know if your are coming and we will print you up a "personalized" toe tag.

Who's Coming: Click here to see who's coming so far.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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