Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #704
Call Triple D's Birthday Hash
Saturday, August 27th, 2011

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Hare Blessing
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It’s Call Triple D’s birthday so let’s all celebrate
Put those dicks down boys I didn’t say masturbate

Since there is no need to beat your meat
A Call Triple D hash is always a treat

Today she is one year older and a little more wise
All the boys staring at your tits… Pay attention guys

Let’s all wish her many more birthdays to come
May you continue to get better and make the boys around you dumb

Repeat after me;

Wind-us no blow-us
Rain-us no soak-us
And Raffle-us no Big Fat Snatch-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

ON-OUT!
F*ckle Up

 
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Hash Trash(es)
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Call Triple D was the hare, Back Seat Box was the FRB, Princess Lay Ya was the FBI and the F*ckle Up won the Brainless Award.

Dab


Thank you Call Triple D for setting such a grandiose trail for us wanks last Saturday, August 27! We all appreciate your 4 hours of tireless effort! Rectal, thank you for driving the beer van; way to escape the mid-day sun on your tender whiteness! Thank you Shitty Name and Fuckle Up for keeping the circle moving and again, thanks to Rectal for keeping them on track. Many thanks to Pussy Propulsion and Triple D for keeping the pack wet, and thanks go to May The Girth Be With You for bringing us two virgins, though they took our booze and porn. Taint Tickler, thank you for bringing the pack THE BEST HASH RAFFLE EVER! Biggest thanks to all wankers who showed up Saturday, despite it being the most humid day in the history of the world; YOU GUYS ROCK! Thank you Dab for all you do for the JRH3 kennel, you are appreciated!

Now, it's time to play, "Where you paying attention?"

Questions:

1. What wank rode his/her bike for 4 hours?

2. What wank refused to abstain from eating grass?

3. Who stole Casual Friday's chalk?

4. Who almost died of dehydration on trail?

5. Who had the opportunity to chat with a high-priced hooker?

6. Who almost got another bike?

7. Who got caught almost getting another bike?

8. Who left circle early so he/she would not win nasty porn?

9. Who entertained the pack with the tube of shame?

10. Who thought Saturday was Wednesday?

11. Who wishes every day was Wednesday?

Answers: 1. Call Triple D 2. Just Will 3. Got Pussy 4. The Pack minus Rectal Roommate 5. Nobody, we couldn't afford it 6. Casual Friday 7. Casual Friday 8. Back Seat Box 9. Fuckle Up 10. Metawhorical Sunshine 11. All JRH3 harriettes

On-On Wanks!
Casual Friday
JRH3 Scribe

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Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #704
Call Triple D's Birthday Hash
Saturday, August 27th, 2011
 

Where: Meet in the side/south parking lot of the Sports Authority, located at 4900 W Kennedy Blvd, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 3 PM, on off at 4 PM.

Directions:  To get there from I-275 and I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 40A. Go left, or south, on West Shore Blvd for .4 miles. Go right on Kennedy and find the Sports authority on the left. Click here for a map.

Hares: Call Triple D' will be the hare and the birthday girl.

Trail: This will be a dead hare, preset, dog & stroller friendly trail with 2 shot stops and 1 beer stop.

Raffle: Yes, there will be a raffle! Bring stuff to donate and it will be raffled off during this hash.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Crabby Bills Beach Club, located at 7700 W Courtney Campbell Cswy. To get there from the starting location, go left on Kenney/FL60 to the Memorial Hwy for 1.9 miles. Take Exit 2A towards Clearwater for .4 miles. Merge onto the Courtney Campbell Cswy for 1.3 miles and find Crabby Bills on the left. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.



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