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Hare Blessing
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Metawhorical Sunshine is our hare
Who her co-hare is she just wouldn't share

She said they would give us some shiggy and even a shot too
We guess and guessed and still had no clue

Now we know and we're glad he was here (it was Dab)
Cause that means we get to drink some beer

Repeat after me;

Copus no catch us
Shiggyus no trip us
Nightus no blind us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

Hares Away!


Ship Wrecktum


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Hash Trash(es)
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Metawhorical Sunshine & Dabadoo were the hares, Lucky Pierre was the FRB, Creamy Cum Cake was the FBI and Rusty Pipes won the Brainless Award.

Dab

‘Twas the night before Hashmas and all through the town,
Not a creature was stirring, not even for down downs,
The hashers were dreaming of events from the night before,
When the bra was lost from our lovely Metawhore-
Ical Sunshine is her name and she was also the hare,
Her trail was shiggy there was magic in the air,
Banana showed up and people he brought a bunch,
Deboner came by and that creamy shot she did munch,
The word is that that Ship Wrectum found a finger on trail,
Where he found it is secret and I’ll never tell,
Spicy and Diaper they came and they went,
The speed limits were tested so it was time well spent,
Technology was the vice of our dear Rusty Pipes,
In the end texts were sent to sexy people of all types,
Thumper Humper got groped by our man with a Shitty Name,
He was trying to find his dog tag can he really be blamed?
So as the hashers reminisce of events from the night before,
Here’s looking forward to Hashmas, may the entire pack score!

On the naught list On,

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #737
Babes In Boyland Trail
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011
 

Theme: "If you are or have ever been a Babe or Boy, cum play with us!" Use your imagination.

Where: Meet in the U-Save Supermarket parking lot, located at 7733 W Hillsborough Ave, in Tampa, FL. Its on the northeast corner of Hillsborough Ave and Town & Country Blvd.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4 in Central Tampa, go south on the I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Go north on the Veteran's Expressway towards the airport for 4 miles to Exit 4. Go left, or west on Hillsborough for 1.4 miles and find the U-Save on the right just prior to Town & Country Blvd. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 2.69 mile dead hare trail with some shiggy at level 2 (on a 1-5 scale). It is not stroller friendly. Dogs can make it if you don't mind them getting muddy. The hares will provide a walk around for strollers, dogs, elves and sleighs that don't fly. Bring flashlights. It will be dark and Rudolph is not available! There will be one beer stop with a Special Holiday Candy Cane Shot.

On After: The on after will be at the Wing House, located at  8001 W Hillsborough, which is just west of the start. To get there from the starting location, go north on Hillsborough for .2 miles and find the Wing House on the right. Click here for a map.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.