Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #743
When Fairy Met Sally's B-day Hash

Wednesday, January 11th, 2011

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Hare Blessing

With secret hares, trail must by shit,
Because nobody wants to claim it

They laid in secret because they sinned,
Another shitty trail they can’t defend.

It doesn’t matter if trail is live or dead,
As long as I get some… fellatio.

Repeat after me:
Bless this (or) these hare (or) hares.
Bless this trail.
Cop-us no stop-us.
Cold-us no freeze-us.
And Dog-us no belong to-us.

F*ckle Up

Hash Trash(es)

Metawhorical Sunshine & When Fairy Met Sally were the hares, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, Rusty Pipes was the FBI and Lesbo In Limbo won the brainless award.


Metawhorical Sunshine and When Fairy Met Sally teamed up to bring us a shiggy trail filled with much flouncing and minimal sweeping ;) Our hare wore a tutu for a one one (Jan 11). Visitors for the cruise have started to arrive and include Ginger Likes em Thicker and Lesbo in Limbo. Lesbo also earned brainless for sticking chalk in the beer pitcher but the runners up were just as bad. Queef Latifah ran into a pole and Creamy still doesn't know her name. As for success stories Liquor in the Front Poker in the Eye ran the whole trail and Shit Talker was FRB to the beer stop. 1 million high fives!! Happy Birthday once again to When Fairy Met Sally. Thanks to the hares for laying a most excellent trail.

On the boat On,
Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #742
When Fairy Met Sally's Birthday Hash
Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Where: Meet in the Hooters overflow parking lot behind Zaxby's, located at 4215 W Hillsborough Ave, in Tampa, FL. Its on the northwest corner of Hillsborough & Lois.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-4 & I-275, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 3.1 miles to Exit 41B. Go north on Dale Mabry for 2.6 miles. Go left on Hillsborough for .6 miles and find Hooters on the right. Click here for a map.

Hares: Metawhorical Sunshine will be the hare with When Fairy Met Sally as her co-hare.

Trail: Trail will have some level 3 shiggy on a scale of 1-5 with 5 being the toughest. A walk around will be provided for people with dogs, strollers, and flip flops. There will be one beer stop. Remember to bring a flashlight as you will definitely need it.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

On After: The on after will be at Hooters, back at the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

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