Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #744-750
Pirate Invasion Hash Cruise V
Fri - Thu, J
an 13-19th, 2012

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Hare Blessings

Fri, Jan 13th, Pre-lube Hash, Best Western (hash hotel), Rocky Point/Tampa, FL:

T'was the nightbefore the cruise
And all they wanted was some booze

All the hashers on trail
Just wanted some fine tail

For they werefiguring out
The ways to smuggle their stout

For GRC has shown us the way
To smuggle our alcohol without dismay

For her trail will be true
And the nectar be new

The Virgins will be free
And their body parts we'll see

For in our hearts,
They are showing body parts

Repeat after me;

Beer no Warmus
Car No Hit us
Taxi No Fail us
Cruise No Miss us
Pirates we Are us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


Shitty Name

Sat, Jan 14th, Photo Shoot Trail, on board ship, getting under way:

Coming soon from Ship Wrecktum (maybe)

Sun, Jan 15th, Poke Her Trail, onboard ship on the way to Grand Cayman:

Our hare, GRC, is a mighty fine lass
With one hell of a mighty fine ass.

Poke-Her is a game we all love to play
If I had my way Id poke-her all day

If you find all the X spots you might win our game,
If you find all the G spots youve won a claim to fame.

A good hand will always finish with a prize,
And well try to not get it in your eyes.

Repeat after me:

Bless this hare.
Bless this trail.
Secruity-us no stop-us.
Walk-us no run-us.
And open bar-us no close-us.

In the name of the Goos
The booze
And the holy cruise!


F*ckle Up

Mon, Jan 16th, Grand Cayman, Caymen Islands:

Coming soon from Ship Wrecktum (maybe)

Tue, Jan 17th, Cozumel, Mexico:

Chaptized y Screams son mis amigos.
I wont follow him but Ill go where she goes.

The weather down here couldnt be any hotter,
Its too bad its not safe to drink the water.

Well run down the beach with the wind in our faces,
And then finish by drinking cases of cervazas.

Repeat after me:
Bless these hares.
Bless this trail.
Cruise-us no lose-us
Conquistador-us no farm-us!
And tequil-us no worm-us.

In the name of the Goos, the booze, and the holy cruise!

F*ckle Up

Wed, Jan 18th: Walk The Plank Hash, back on board ship on our way back to Tampa:

Fuckle and Ship are our hares today
Called the Bromance because they're gay

They have pre-laid an on-board trail
One thing we know, it's sure to fail

Everyone know's I'm screwing Fuckle's sister
But [to ship] I'm fucking your mom, did you know that Mister?

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Security no catch us
Roommates no cock-block us

In the name of the Goos
The cruise
And the booze



Thu, Jan 19th: Welcome Back Hash Cruisers Hash, Tamap, FL:

Coming soon from Ship (maybe)

Hash Trash(es)

This trash is for the Pirate Invasion Hash Cruise; which includea the Pre-Lube Hash, on Fri, Jan 13th, from the hash hotel, in Tampa, FL, hared by GRC, FRBd by Kitty Litter, FBId by Mommy Deepest, brainless awarded to Dude That Guy (DTG); a Photo Shoot Hash on board the Carnival Ship Paradise, on Sat, Jan 14th, hared by Da Bad Oo, FRBs & FBIs N/A, brainless awared to DTG; a Poke Her Run Hash & formal dinner, on Sun, Jan 15th, hared by GRC, FRBs & FBIs N/A, brainless awared to DTG; an Invasion Hash on Grand Caymen, Grand Caymen Islands, on Mon, Jan 16th, hared by Tight Lips & Gockle Stomper, FRB'd by Gator8, FBI'd by Nauti Call Girl, brainless awared to DTG; another Invasion Hash on Cozumel, a visit to Coconuts sea side on the windward side of Cozumel, on Tue, Jan 17th, hares by Chaptized & Feels Up Screams, FRB'd by Gator8, FBI'd by Nauti Call Girl, brainless awared to DTG; hash games, hosted by Goo Lite Special, a Walk The Plank Hash back aboard ship on Wed, Jan 18th, hared by Ship Wrecktum & F*ckle Up, FRB & FBI N/A, brainless awareded to DTG and a Welcome Back Hash and Thu, Jan 19th back in Tampa, hares by Shitty Name & Thumper Humper, FRB'd by F*ckle Up, FBI'd by Rusty Pipes and the brainless award went to Rhotan & Casual Friday for hijacking the trail and adding a shot stop to it.


What happens on the Jolly Roger cruise stays on the Jolly Roger cruise. Yeah right. The following are some of the best quotes.

"What do you think of my painting?" -Ginger Likes Em' Thicker

"4 more years!" -The pack towards Dude, That Guy

"OUCH!"- Dude, That Guy

"I promise if you show me your boobs it'll make my arm feel better."- Dude, That Guy

"My tongue has been down her throat but I can't remember her face." -Always the Bull

"The last thing I remember was that I was going to get a haircut."- Shave and a Butt F*ck

"Does your ass hurt? What the HELL did you do last night?"- Rectal Roomate to Shave and a Butt Fuck

"Will somebody be my sponsor?"- Shave and a Butt Fuck

"Gingers in the middle!! and Meeehhh!"- Feels Up Screams

"You've been deputized!"- Ginger Likes Em' Thicker

"Just look at all the people on this boat. It looks like the DMV went on vacation." -Clap of the Yap

"Never have I ever been given a blow job by a penguin in Antarctica."- Avalanche

F:"Stick out your tongue."
L:**Sticks out tongue**
L: "OMG you got bacon on my face! That was the last thing I was expecting on my face."- Dinner table with hashers

"Seriously a girl thats been hashing as long as she has and hasn't done all of the things that she has claimed has got to be a sexual FREAK waiting to be unleashed. Somebody please help this girl out."- Caboose is Loose

"She's 17."
"No she's at least 19."
"No look at her she's got to be like 16."
"F*ck it. We're in international waters."- The entire dinner table

"Want some moonshine?"
"Oh yeah, that's not moonshine. "
-Always the Bull

"I love Mexico. You can buy ANYTHING in Mexico!"- Always the Bull

"I won the hash! I won the hash!" - Gator Ate My Penis

"Who changed my breakfast order?"- Inflate a Date

"So. You thought we were all swingers?"-Peckerhead

"Look at our boobs. See, yours can't be that bad. Show us, let us be the judge. Stand right here so no one else will see." - Two hot harriettes that didn't succeed in making Inda Linda show her boobs. Though if there was ever gonna be a time to show several hashers that would have been it.

"So I was wondering why I was feeling nauseous all day for the past couple of days. I realized I felt better when I wasn't wearing my whistle. I went to double check my whistle. There was puke in my whistle. I had puked in my whistle and didn't know for days."- When Fairy Met Sally aka Puke Whistle

"Really. Really. I'm trying to sleep." Muggle towards When Fairy Met Sally as he was trying to walk in stripper shoes.

"I'm going to rub glitter from my dress on everyone this way no know one will falsely accuse me in the morning." -Metawhorical Sunshine

"You don't seem old enough to be drinking all that beer young man."- Bartender towards Always the Bull

"Sure you didn't mean to put all guys on my team for human body twister." Fuckle Up to Gator Ate My Penis

"Pizza. That's the best idea any one has had so far."- Fuckle Up, the last night on the ship after 5 days of debauchery.

"It would be so perfect if if that lady did the electric slide while wheeling around her grandma in the wheel chair. OMG she's actually wheeling her grandma through the electric slide!"- HPV

"Look at all that uncharted shiggy!!"-Taint Tickler

"Anyone who makes out with my mom will get 1000 points." - Math Sucks Lets Fuck

Night 1: Goal for entire the cruise is...
Night2: Alrighty scratch the last nights goal the new goal is...
Night 3: Ok forget the other two goals the new goal for the cruise is...
Night 4: Ok screw the goals. Wouldn't it be awesome if I could get into Dab and GRC's bed?- Math Sucks Let's Fuck

"I'll have all the entrees except for 2." - When Fairy Met Sally

"Rectal picked up a muggle."
" OMG is that the girl I can hear 2 tables down?"
"Yup."- Dinner table full of hashers

"Toro.Toro."-Server in the dining room towards Always the Bull

"I can't believe you've never been Alouetted. "- Gator Ate my Penis to Inda Linda

"You know how I know your gay? You like James Taylor."- Gator to Fuckle

"Can we take your picture?"- Muggles to Always the Bull

"Titties are in play. She's still in!" Hashers to Tig-O-Bitties

"Oh yes. I like it."- Mr G.I.

"Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots
Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots"- Everybody

"Never take the elevator."- Dabadoo

"Disregard the year on the t-shirt."- GRC

Collected by
Inda Linda

"I'm pretty much a boob expert." -Chappy
"If you don't know where the party is you need better friends." -Chappy
"Is that ginger hair?" -Gator rubbing Ginger's hair blindfolded before guessing it was Fuckle
"She's Ginger by injection." -Gator

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Bull in a box... Nice!

Get your tongue out of my mouth

I did not go to the porn shop with my parents

It fell on his head!

I so need a Coast Guard person now...

Only a Dab will do!

I want gator in my mouth!

My name is Accidently Anal. What?? We have all done that a few times... accidently

You are a perfect asshole and that is why I like you.

There are three men in my bed and the girl in it is not me. That is a problem.

You are all young enough to have passed through my vagina... going out that is.

He will not let me hold it.

I didn't realize I looked that good from this angle.

I am kind of a boob expert.

She stuck her tongue down my throat and I do not remember what she looks like.

Halley's Comet


Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #744
Pirate Invasion Hash Cruise Pre-Lube Hash
And Pre-Check In For The Hash Cruise
Friday, January 13th, 2012

Where: Meet in the northeast parking lot of Crabby Bill's Bar & Grill/Best Western Hotel, the "hash hotel", located at 7700 West Courtney Campbell Cswy, in Tampa, FL.

Pre-Check In For Hash Cruise: Come by the hash hotel hospitality Suite, room #606 between 4:30 and 6:30 PMish to do a pre-check in for the hash cruise, get your pirate pak (goody bag) and have a beer or two, as there will be a keg flowing. The hospitality suite will also be open after the pre-lube hash on after, as well so we can finish off the kegs and any late comers can get their pirate paks for the cruise. The hospitality suite will also be open on Saturday morning as a meeting place while we wait for the shuttles to the ship.

Pre-Lube Hash: Meet at 7:00 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Cenral Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Merge onto FL-60 W towards Clearwater for 1.6 miles. Take Exit 2A for FL-60 towards Clearwater for .4 miles. Merge onto the Courtney Campbell Cswy/FL-60 for 1.3 miles and find Crabby Bill's on the left. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 2-3 mile, shiggy level will be a 1 on a  1-5 scale, dead hare, dry, dog and stroller friendly trail, with one beer stop and one shot stop.

Donation: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Hares: Gay Rodeo Clown will be the hare.

On After: The on after will be at Whiskey Joe's, which is just west of the starting location.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #745
Photo Shoot Hash
(on board ship)
Saturday, January 14th, 2012

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #746
Poke Her Hash
(on board ship)
Sunday, January 15th, 2012

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #747
Grand Cayman Pirate Invasion
Monday, January 16th, 2012

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #748
Cozumel Pirate Invasion
Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #749
Walk The Plank Hash
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #750
Welcome Back Hash Cruisers Hash
Thursday, January 19th, 2012

Where: Meet in the Community Bank parking lot, located at 3802 S Westshore, in Tampa, FL. Its in the southeast corner of Westshore and Euclid. Its cadi-corner to Jock-A-Mo's Bar & Grill, formerly called the Wooden Door. Its their overflow parking lot. Do not park in the bar's parking lot unless you are sure you will be attending the on after there.

When: Meet a 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Direction: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 rfor 4.4 miles to Exit 40A. Go left, or south on Westshore for 3 miles and find the Community Bank on the left. Click here for a map.

Donation: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Hares: Shitty Name and Thumper Humper will be the "live" hares.

On After: The on after will be at Jock-A-Mo's (formerly the Wooden Door), back near the start.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.


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