Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #760
Bed-N-Bucfest & Lepracock's
White Dress/Dress White Hash
Saturday, February 25th, 2012

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Hare Blessings

At a white dress there are always two brides
One is lovely and the other no pride

Today we morn the end of his single life
Lepra, please hand your balls to your wife

But the fool’s in love and got her the rock
She’ll soon officially be called Mrs Cock

For yes, it is an end
With a better life to begin

And when you seal your fate with an I do
May your beer be fresh and your trails always true

Repeat after me:

Bless these hares
Bless this trail
Dress-us no tear-us
Groom-us no lose-us
And Bride-us no runaway-us

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run

Hares Away!

F*ckle Up

Hash Trash(es)

Lepracock & Bed-N-Bucfest were the hares, Liquor In The Front Poke Her In The Eye was the FRB, Legally Blonde was the FBI and the hares won the Brainless Award.

A great wedding can be measured by the presence of good people and the display of love and chemistry between the marrying couple. This was a very good wedding and definitely the funniest wedding I've ever attended. It captured both the spirit of marriage and the essence of hashing. It was a satire of marriage with the point being that as serious as life and love are they should never be taken too seriously. The bride B-n-B wore a red dress which was completely hash appropriate since many hashes center around a red dress and the groom Lepracock wore a white dress. The trail was short and sweet with the beer stop being the location for the wedding. We all gathered around the portable wedding gazebo while Virgin Jaci officiated the ceremony. We all sang "Here Comes the Bride" but replaced the lyrics with dumb dumb dumb dumb. The ring bearer Kaz wore an outfit matching his daddy Goat Sex. It was a sleeveless sideless backless white shirt front bib connected to a pair of white panties or thong with tails and a matching top hat. He was carried down the aisle by mommy More Sex while happily focusing on a a Pringle dangling in front of his face. Urine wore a brilliant blue dress and was the flour girl distributing both a mixture of flower petals and flour down the aisle. Pen was TinkerPen all in yellow and fairy wings. Mouthful of Busch was the best man and also escorted Lepracock down the aisle. On Ahead (though not old enough to play Fairy Godmother) really was like a Fairy Godmother helping the bride and her party look beautiful always lovely and with a smile. The ceremony was sweet. The second half of trail we found a bed lying on the side of the road. Assuming it was a casualty of the honeymoon Swamp Nipples took advantage and shared her pearl necklace with Fuckle. End circle had a champagne celebration and the hares were called in to ice luge the brainless. The on after had food, a keg, and a giant cake. Dances with Seamen brought his hookah. As much as I'm trying to clarify the day really it was just one big happy white blur. I can't wait to do again which begs the question. Who is next?


Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #760
Bed & Bucfest & Lepracock's
White Dress/Dress White Hash
Saturday, February 25th, 2012

Theme:  Bed-N-Bucfest and Lepracock are tying the knot! Come wearing a white dress, or just dress in white. We know they aren't virgins.

Where: Meet behind Bilmar Station, located at 8501 W Hillsborough Ave, in Buccaneers Plaza, in Tampa, FL.

When: Meet at 3 PM, on off at 4 PMish.

Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in Central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Go north on the Veteran's Expressway for 3.4 miles to Exit 4. Go left, or west, on Hillsborough Ave for 2.1 miles and find Bilmar Station on the right. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 2 mile trail with 1 beer/wedding stop and one champagne stop with a shiggy level of 1 (on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest).

Hares: Bed-N-Bucfest & Lepracok will be the hares and the wedding couple.

Donations: Suggest $10 for drinkers and $5 for non-drinkers.

Remarks: Yes, there will be cake. So you can have your beer, cake and eat it too.

On After:
The on after will be at Bilmar Station, back at the start, where there may be some other free stuff as well.

Who's Coming So Far: Click here to see who's coming so far.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.


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