Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #761
Leap Year Hash
Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

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Hare Blessings

HPV and Spicy are teamed up to give us
Some leap year fun
An extra day for beer
And a run

With checks and flour
They’ll lead us for an hour

But in the end

It will just be
good hashy fun

Repeat after me;

Time no catchus
Doggus no biteus
Hole no hurtus
Beer no fearus

In the name of the flour
The fun
And the holy run


Shitty Name

Hash Trash(es)

HPV & Spicy were the hares, Puppy was the FRB, P-thag? was the FBI and Kitty Litter won the Brainless Award.

Count Back-To stop, turn around, and count back the number of plops dictated by a chalk mark noting the letters CB followed by a number. My mistake and a common one is to stop as soon as you see people running back and just assume that they know where they are going. You think "Oh yes I can stop running!" and assume the front runner is going to count for you. However kids, we know what happens when you assume. Last nights count back was a simple 6 but it was a well placed 6 because it was so dark the front runner couldn't see if the number was 6 or 16 so it assumed the worst.

The count back was also located in a vacuum of sound where whistles and screams were absorbed and only heard by a cranky muggle walking his dog. This cranky muggle waited idly to harass every runner. The various hasher reactions were priceless. Many runners ignored him but Will Sing sang "On-On" even louder. Motherload yelled a loud "No" for ever plop he saw as a response to the muggles request of "Be Quiet!". The muggle actually poked Big Foozy Balls and received a good threatening. When the muggle yelled at me to be quiet my first reaction was to apologize then blow my whistle when I turned the corner, very passive aggressive. Spicy and HPV laid a fun and dynamic trail taking us through a dark golf course and a very small amount of shiggy towards the end.

We were glad to see Tigger the Gay Stripper..Oh My and Will F*ck for Food back again with the new addition (baby!!). Lastly we should take a moment to recognize some very important hash items we take for granted, the beer pitchers and brainless award. Last night someone (Dab) forgot to pack them so the angels served beer out of mugs and the brainless was my disco ball drink holder. It changed the whole dynamic. So next time we see those items take a good hard look at them, give a nice little rub, and just appreciate their absolute importance.

On- Finger lights-On,

Inda Linda

Trail Directions & Info

Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area

Trail #761
Leap Year Hash
Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

Where: Meet at 3018 W Horatio St, in south Tampa, FL. Overflow parking will across the street in the Platinum Bank parking lot.

When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.

Directions: To get there from I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on on I-275 for 1.4 miles. Take Exit 42 towards Howard/Armenia. Go left on Armenia for 1.1 miles. Go right on Horatio St for .5 miles and find 3018 on the left. Click here for a map.

Trail: This will be a 3 mile "live" hare, dog & stroller friendly urban trail, with a shiggy level of 1 (on a 1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest). There will be one beer stop and one shot stop.

Hares: Spicy Dick Slapper & Head Plant Vagina will be the "live" hares.

On After: The on after will be at The Patio, located at 421 S Mac Dill Ave, where they will have happy hour prices including $1.25 PBRs. To get there from the starting location, suggest you leave your car parked where it is and walk west on Horatio St, make the first right onto Mac Dill Ave and find The Patio on the immediate left. Click here for a map.

Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.

Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.

Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.


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