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Bed-N-Bucfest &
Lepracock were the hares, Diaper Dasher was the FRB, Access All Areas was the FBI and
Diaper Dasher won the Brainless Award.
Dab
It was Friday the 13th. Our mangled B&B
and menacing Lepracock were haring a seemingly innocent trail. It started on a
beaten path and went through a quiet suburban area. We were then forced to duck
through the woods to the beer stop. The mayhem started here. Creamy, Rusty, and
I were being attacked. Our blood being taken from us very slowly and painfully.
Spicy watched and smiled as we danced around in pain. Creamy's remedy was to
stand still and stop breathing. Damn mosquitos are attracted to carbon dioxide
and movement. The sun set and we were off again. We immediately passed some
seedy hecklers drinking and sitting on their porch. Then back into the dark
woods we went. I was alone, separated from the faster runners and some runners
that fell behind. All of a sudden I heard the screams of a male. Gasp! The only
male ahead was Diaper Dasher! The screams were too far for any one to help. Then
it was silence. I had no choice but to cautiously keep running but it was too
late. I was being pursued on my right by a man previously hiding in the bushes
but currently screaming at me and wearing a hockey mask. The palmetto to my left
became my friend while I screamed and studied the perp. As I further observed it
was Pen stationed to scare any passers by. While hashers behind were yelling
"Are you?" I evilly stayed quiet so the surprise wouldn't be ruined. Bloody
Mary's were next and then the on-in. Along the way Liquor was almost gravely
injured several times. By the end we had all been spooked, however, it was
Access and Rusty that spent the entire end of circle in torture devices. Back
and forth, side to side, sometimes two or three at a time. Impressive and
exhausting they had survived the hula hoops and ball tossings during end circle.
Every one made it out safe and alive and because of this I'd have to say it was
just another shitty trail.
On-Mouth is my hero for ordering 3 Kamikazes when she lost her keys.-On,
Inda Linda
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
of the Tampa Bay Metro Area
Trail #774
Thank
Gispert
Its
Friday
The 13th Hash
Friday,
April 13th, 2012
Where: Meet in Ballyhoo's overflow parking lot, located just east of Ballyhoo's, at 7512 Ehrlich Rd, in Tampa, FL.
Theme: Friday the 13th: Come in your favorite hockey mask, or as a slicer dicer villain, or a victim, its up to you.
When: Meet at 6:30 PM, on trail at 7:30 PM.
Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go south on I-275 for 4.8 miles to Exit 39. Go north on the Veteran's Expressway for 10.4 miles to Exit 10. Go left, or west on Ehrlich Rd for .2 miles and find the Ballyhoo's overflow parking lot on the left just prior Ballyhoo's at Gunn Hwy. Click here for a map.
Trail: This will be a "dead" hare, dog & stroller friendly trail with a shiggy level of 1-2 based on a
1-5 scale with 5 being the toughest. There will be one beer stop and one shot stop.Hares:
Bed-N-Bucfest & Lepracock will be the "dead" hares.Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers.
On After: The on after will be at Ballyhoos’, back at the start, where they have $13 Sangria pitchers! Blood Red, Yum!!! There will also be a live band and no cover charge.
Phone Number: For more information, or in case you get lost, call 813-943-4855. Receding Hareline: Click here to view it.