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Hare, FRB, FBI & Brainless Award Winner
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U-Drive, Taxidermiphiliac & Pleasure
Chest were
the hares, Hannibal Leopard was the FRB, Hairless Hood Ornament was the FBI and
P-Thag & Rash won the
Brainless Award.
Dab
Hash Trash
We were evenly matched and equally
drunk. Men and women were on opposing sides. Guns pumped, tanks filled,
fingers on triggers, everyone ready to destroy. Some of the competition had
superior weaponry. Just Laid Z had a WMD. A Super Soaker brand Flash Flood
model good for instant bursts of WTF. F*ckle Up carried 2 Iron Man edition
Super Soakers strapped to his wrists for easier and faster pumping.
Ladies Just Jeanne and Access All Areas carried the new battery operated
Super Soakers with no pumping required. Some ladies including YMCA and
Immaculate Deception had no weapons at all. In my excitement I brought 4.
However the issue with this is if you have too many weapons with nothing
securing those weapons they will turn up in the wrong hands. As many of my
weapons did. U-Drive drew the battle line, organized the opponents, and then
chaos ensued. Running, yelling, soaking, shooting, crouching, jumping,
aggression, laughter, strategy, disorder, sexual frustration. Cheeseball
Bukkake had crossed the battle line and was out of ammo. Boom, head shot.
Little Peter Ass Eater came up to me smile on his face. Boom, another head
shot. I turned around and Hannibal Leopard got me from behind. I was down
but not out. Spreadcheeks looked like he was operating a real automated
weapon while firing it at the crowd. Goes Down Easy was not going down very
easy. Pixel Dick had a creepy smile in his face. Hairless Hood Ornament was
holding her own. Taxidermiphiliac was being a bastard. When the battle was
done you could see the built up stress leaving us as we collectively
clamored to steal ammunition from neighboring civilians. The rest of trail
was a game of revenge as people were getting shot on play grounds, behind
bushes, and around model houses.
Even before the main battle we couldn't help but to use each other for
target practice. For example Urine Trouble proceeded to dump the entire
contents of her gun tank on my face while telling me her gun was broken
(still managing to stay adorable). Beginning circle turned into an
unofficial game of shoot the R.A. (ginger edition). The rumored white
t-shirt theme also held up. Rash for Dayz also wore white shorts so really
every one came out a winner.
Thanks to Pleasure Chest, U Drive, and Taxi for one of the most memorable
trails I've experienced. Also thanks to Shitz Ahoy for providing the
on-after. Yesterday really proved that every thing is better when every one
is wetter.
On- After over 100 hashes I'm still surprised for a few seconds when I take
off my bra and see one boob is either blue, green, orange, or pink. Chalk
gets me every time.-On,
Inda Linda
Trail Directions & Info
Jolly Roger H3
Trail #808
6th Annual Super Soaker Hash
Saturday, August 11th, 2012
Where:
Meet at Pride Elementary School, located at 10310 Lions Den Drive, Tampa, FL 33647. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/7hL1u.When: Meet at 3 PM, on trail at 4 PM.
Directions: From I-275 & I-4, in central Tampa, go east on I-4 for 8 miles to Exit 9. Go north on I-75 for 9.6 miles to Exit 270. Go right/east on Bruce B Downs for 1.9 miles. Go right on Cross Creek for 1.7 miles, left on Kinnan for 1 miles. Take the 3rd right on Basset Creek for .2 miles, take the first right onto Lions Den and find the Pride Elementary School on the left. For a map, go to
http://goo.gl/maps/mUsft.Trail:
This will be a 4-5 mile, semi-live hare trail with 1 beer stop and one shot stop. The shiggy level be a 2, on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being the highest. The will also be turkey eagle split, with squirt gun fights and snipers along trail.Hares: U-Drive, Taxidermiphiliac & Pleasure Chest will be the hares.
Hash Raffle: Its a Saturday, therefore there will be a raffle. Bring your stuff to donate! One person's trash is another person's treasure.
On After: The on after will be at U-Drive's house, located at 18237 Collridge Drive Tampa, FL 33647 where there will be a swimming pool party with food and beverages provided. There will be races in the pool on inflatable animals (dolphin, alligator, turtle, shark, and a whale) with fun for all!
On After Directions: To get there from the starting location, go
west on Lions Den to Basset Creek, left on Bassett Creek for .2 miles, left on Kinnan for .7 miles, left on Brookron for .6 miles, take the 2nd left on San Travaso, an immediate right onto Collrdige and find 18237 on the right. For a map, go to http://goo.gl/maps/wZkOE.Donations: Suggest $6 for drinkers and $3 for non-drinkers for the trail and an "additional" $10 for the on after pool party where there will be beer, alcoholic punch, soda, pulled pork, meatballs with Baby Rays BBQ sauce, appetizer dips and hot dogs with or without chili and all of the fixings.
Feel free to bring a salad or side dish to pass around to show off your culinary talents!Remarks: Bring a towel and a blow up mattress if you plan to spend the night. There will be plenty of crash space. No DUIs please!
Who's Coming So Far: Click
here to see who's coming so far.RSVP: Please send an email to
dab@jollyrogerh3.com and TampasHasher@verizon.net, AND/OR a text to 813-943-4855 and 813-523-8846. Let us know if you plan to do just do trail, just the on after, or both. We need a head count so we can be sure to have enough food, beverage and toe tags.Phone Number:
For more information or in case you get lost, call our mobile phone at 813-943-4855.Receding Hareline:
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